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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 132 points 5 months ago

Yes, we need to accept that it is broken and move on to something that isn't

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago
[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 15 points 5 months ago

Isn't that a demon in Warhammer?

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago
[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I think you're mistaking Khan, the good guy in Star Wars

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Lougle has a better ring to it.

You are the patron saint of the totally fucked.

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[-] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

This post made me actually pay for kagi

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 79 points 5 months ago

Some of us left it behind quite awhile ago:-).

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[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 43 points 5 months ago

The problem is that a fuckton of the web is SEO poisoned, so even a better search engine will find garbage because for a lot of subjects garbage is all that’s available.

The best chef in the world can’t turn shit into anything you want to eat.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

This is what they want you to think but they're hardly even trying. Google is shitty on purpose because if initial search results are bad, you "engage" more and see more ads. And since they're not worried about competition because google is the default search nearly everywhere -- most people don't even know there are alternatives, google is synonymous with search -- they can enshittify their search as much as they want. https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/04/teach-me-how-to-shruggie/ https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 49 points 5 months ago

It's not just Bing. They added an animal mascot. :-D

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 10 points 5 months ago

Explains why it so good for finding porn

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 5 months ago

Tbf, it's not hard to find porn on the internet:-D.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Sometimes it's hard not to

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[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

In terms of results, yes. But at least there's no ads, nor sponsored results, nor bloody AI crap.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Please explain

Nice. Downvoted for asking for more information.

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[-] onion@feddit.de 15 points 5 months ago

Also Quant, Ecosia, Startpage

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[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Doesn't that just use Bing?

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[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago

Asked Google assistant today what the withdrawal symptoms of Adderall were... got told the suicide prevention hotline. So, that was fun.

[-] ShunkW@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

To be fair, any drug of abuse potential will usually trigger SAMSHA links in the US by law. That might have been what you saw, and it's been that way for at least a decade.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

That's... Less than helpful.

(Also, I can try to field this one for you: headaches, fatigue, mental fogginess, sometimes temporary depressed mood or irritability, maybe increased appetite?)

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 months ago
[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Google has been mining your dreams

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[-] Juice@midwest.social 39 points 5 months ago

Today I was trying to look up the syntax for how to search before a certain date on Google. The google AI overview turned out to be wrong

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 months ago

"nope", but it's a 100-word excerpt from Reddit that pops in just as you're about to click a link and shifts everything down.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 30 points 5 months ago

Well in fairness I've never been to Italy, so it's possible it doesn't exist.

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

I have been so it does exist. However I've never been to Greenland, so Greenland may not exist.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but I haven't met you so...

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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Does Italy exist?

Google: Blue right?

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

Well i guess i don't really exist then.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

I'm in Finland so I can only give a sad forlorn look toward Italy and say "First time?"

Anyway.

Now:

Me: "What's the weather like today?"

Computer: "It'll be 25°C or so."

Me: "How do you know that?"

Computer: "I looked up your location and queried the national weather service."

Soon:

Me: "What's the weather like today?"

Computer: "It'll be 25°C or so."

Me: "How do you know that?"

Computer: "Fuck if I know. I've just learned that is a thing that people apparently say in situations like this."

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 8 points 5 months ago

You: "How do you know that?"

Computer: "u/trollface69420 says 'Its always 25°C or so lol'"

[-] ZeroCool@vger.social 15 points 5 months ago

Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, Mothman, Italians. All folklore.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I switched to the French search engine Qwant. Much nicer.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

But every result is a recipe for baguettes

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Can't find anything wrong with that.

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[-] GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago

At least those recipes don't incorporate glue.

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[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

It's worse than broken - every time you use google you encourage them, financially, to make it worse. Stock market capitalism. stop doing it.

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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

The CIA: "we fuckin' knew it!"

[-] not_amm@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago

It has become so bad for results in Spanish too, that I am now self-hosting SearXNG even though I'm the only one using it in my family lol

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune also have rings, so the search from 2 years ago was also inaccurate.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

If I ask for "planet with rings" and my first result is Saturn, I consider the search functional.

If my first result is an ad for planet fitness, I do not.

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