"Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It's not weird or anything. If you'd like, I wouldn't mind having you too!"

It goes both ways!

I kept going to keep going to Games Workshop desperate to find a Dungeon Master, but they keep talking to me about some fantasy game. What am I doing wrong?

Jokes on you I met my players in my local bdsm community. I couldn’t think of a place more likely to have a bunch of socially capable people interested in pf2

Yeah it's even more intimate than they could even begin to imagine.

Most of the stuff here I can't relate to as I scroll by (I'm not really into card/dice based rpgs) but this one, uhhhh... 😳

They aren't familiar with D&D