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[-] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 1 month ago

Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everyone's all about that unlimited economic growth, but if unlimited growth happens in your body, it's suddenly a bad thing? Grow up

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

What if I named it ' the demon core'?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Just don't tickle it with a screwdriver.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

They don't taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it's power?

[-] D3m0li5h3r@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You're already using the wrong it's/it's variant - your mental capacity is falling!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector

[-] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Na, those are fake, made from putting this toxic synthetic "plutonium" stuff in this big machine called a reactor.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Cl ever wording there, but somehow I'm salty about it.

[-] lazzerot@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

(I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.

[-] lazzerot@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He's famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler and neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::

[-] urda@lebowski.social 11 points 1 month ago

I saw graphite on the ground.

[-] Joining8523@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Get this man to the infirmary; he's delusional

[-] Arcynic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago
[-] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

[-] ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, you're saying you put the rock in between two metal half spheres and held them slightly open with a screwdriver, but OOPS you nudged the screwdriver and now everyone in the room is dying? Cool story, bro.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

There's still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them "bricks".

The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we're exposed to "safe" radiation levels all the time.

And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn't require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don't believe in it. That's a bit like saying that you don't believe in the killdozer at your door, it's not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won't stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 month ago

Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that's why it's real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can't see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You have to swallow the rock for the cure.

Do it, eat the rock. It will make things better.

[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? ๐Ÿ™„

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I know this isn't a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme

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