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Do they want Baphomet in their schools? Because this is how you get Baphomet in your schools.

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[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 220 points 5 months ago

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you're fucking doing, just admit it.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 79 points 5 months ago

Ah, yes. Very foundational to our legal system. The First Commandment (using the version usually touted by evangelicals):

You shall have no other gods.

That's why we didn't pass the Bill of Rights with the US Constitution. Because the First Amendment there states people shall have freedom of religion, and that would contradict the First Commandment.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Very foundational to our legal system.

Given our political attitude towards Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, and Pagans, I honestly don't detect a lie.

In America you can have any religion you want, so long as its the correct one.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The next four Commandments to round out the top five are foundational to our legal system, although none of these prohibitions is actually enshrined in any of our laws:

  1. You shall not make idols.
  2. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
  3. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
  4. Honour your father and your mother.
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[-] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

Alright, so let's put them up right next to the Hammurabi Code, which is also majorly significant to history and our legal system. Maybe highlight the part about how Hammurabi was chosen by the Babylonian gods as the ultimate arbiter of justice.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago
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[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 12 points 5 months ago

We historically feared satanism too. Should probably post their commandments “so that the kids know what to watch for”. Right next to the biblical ones.

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  9. Do not harm little children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Satanism is weird. Let’s use The Satanic Temple tenets instead:
I
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III
One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV
The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 22 points 5 months ago

These are the ones to live by

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[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Then certainly he will want to post the Mayflower Compact which says "to each according to their needs from each according to their means".

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[-] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 83 points 5 months ago
[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

I was thinking: gimme Zarathustra, like they useta

...but Baphomet willl do.

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

There is obviously going to be a lawsuit to stop this if the governor signs off. It seems to fly directly in the face of the constitution.

[-] qantravon@lemmy.world 49 points 5 months ago

It does fly in the face of the constitution, and multiple SCOTUS' have affirmed exactly that several times.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Aha but this time we will find out which of the plaintiffs or some amicus curiae can afford the better RV.

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Yeah but we don’t have a SCOTUS anymore, we have a group of fascist fucks doing what the dollar tells them

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 5 months ago

i'm pretty sure this is illegal?

Can we get someone on this?

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

It’s certainly illegal. But Louisiana is in the fifth circuit court of appeals, which is hilariously conservative. That’s the same court that covers Texas, and a few other southern states. Packing the fifth circuit with conservatives was a large part of the Southern Strategy. Now the appeals court is packed with hardline conservative judges. Whenever you hear about appeals courts being blatantly biased for conservatives, it’s almost always the fifth circuit.

So yeah, it’s illegal. But even if Louisiana courts strike it down, the fifth circuit appeals judge will likely reinstate it as soon as it crosses their desk.

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[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Time to post 10 commandments in Arabic and watch MAGA meltdown

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 31 points 5 months ago

Not even that complicated; just invite a religious scholar to explain what Jesus said, starting with caring for hungry people and immigrants and in general literally just what he taught and what he cared about

They'll shut that shit down like a female student with unpermitted clothing

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[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

WHY the fucking Ten Commandments??? All the sensible shit is already the law in every society, and the rest is just god being a whiney little insecure bitch

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Its really helpfull for brainwashing children. Lesson learned from the Taliban

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

You have to be careful, though. In the wrong hands, philosophy can be a dangerous thing.

Keep promoting ideas like "Thou Shalt Not Kill", "Keep the Sabbath Holy", and "Don't Worship False Idols", and people might start thinking all our wars, our insane work schedules, and our fetishistic consumer culture aren't good.

Given the habits of your average Louisiana legislator, you might want to scrap the Seventh Commandment entirely.

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[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

Time to go donate to TST and the FFRF, peeps.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 months ago

Baphomet! Baphomet! Baphomet!

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

How can these people say they love America, the Constitution, and the Founding Fathers when they're doing the opposite of what they wanted? Every religious law added to government sets us 100 years back.

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

it's actually very simple. The Republicans in charge are evil and don't care, while their followers are too uneducated to know any better.

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[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago

Christofascists

[-] Nightwingdragon@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

As long as this is posted right up next to it.

[-] Brokkr@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

I think those are the Church of Satan principles.

Some may prefer the Satanic Temple's tenets: https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets

Either way, I agree, LA should be required to put up the beliefs of all religions if it will require even one.

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Please no. CoS is basically narcissism as a religious cult. TST are the ones doing the real work. And having actual common sense rules up there rather than edgy bullshit is going to do far more good.

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[-] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Time for the Satanic Temple to post the 7 Tenets in classrooms!

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[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 22 points 5 months ago

Under His eye.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

The article uses the term "1st state to" like they're about to start some kind of domino effect of similar requirements across other states.

I fear the implication may be correct.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

WTAF? Do these dumbasses know this is a secular country?

[-] piecat@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

They don't want it to be

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Yep. Me and my wife moved from Mississippi to Seattle 2.5 years ago. Best decision ever.

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[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

It always amuses me when these pseudo-Christians have to reach back to the Old Testament to justify their fascist foaming - it's almost as if the parts that are actually based on Christ contains nothing of value to them.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

What is funny to me is that the part of the Bible they ignore is the Christian half. The old testament is closer to the Quran or Torah then they probably realize...

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[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 14 points 5 months ago

I don't want to donate to the opposition, I want to ban anyone pushing anti constitution bullshit like this from government for life. Why is there no consequences for this?

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

We, the worshipers of Enlil, shall not be denied our representation!

The Students of the Land known as Louis-anna shall learn of the Mooring Rope Between Heaven and Earth!

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

If I were a teacher in that state, I would definitely hide it somewhere where students never look if they don't have rules on where it has to be placed. That, or if a student vandalized it, I would pretend not to see it and when asked why it's vandalized, just play dumb.

[-] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Re-reading the first four makes it seem like God is a very insecure individual.

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