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[-] regul@hexbear.net 117 points 2 months ago

This mf just fell out of a coconut tree. He doesn't realize that he exists in the context of all in which he lives and what came before him.

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. They exist in the context of all that came before them.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Getting absolutely blotto on pills and repeating half-remembered theory, pausing to cackle hysterically, is such a vibe

volcel-kamala

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

All the cool kids exist out of context

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, are you being racist towards this obviously innocent man by comparing him to the kind of animal that hangs around coconut trees? How dare you!

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Americans “exist” only technically, because the biological processes are happening, but most are barely aware that the world is a place where things happen.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 88 points 2 months ago

if you possess knowledge about what racism is that means there is racism inside your head, and so by definition you are racist. sorry that hexbears can't follow simple logic

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

This is why libs refuse to read theory.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

(for the philosophically-inclined this error in reasoning can be thought of as mixing up doxastic attitudes)

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This person should be pulled apart by curious orangutans

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

orangutans don't do that. they're too busy healing wounds with poultices and refusing to speak language lest they be put to work. you're thinking of europeans.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I specifically picked the most peaceful ape because it would take forever and be funny

You would have to convince them that racists are full of candy

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Racists are full of candy

Loser candy

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

The field of medical science needs to find out if there's anything left inside, or if it's all been consumed by a writhing mass of brainworms

Send this person to a body farm

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

What hundred of years of anti-black racism comparing african americans to monkeys?

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Only racists know this forbidden knowledge

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

some places in europe still throw bananas at black players in football matches, but okay

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Brazilian player Vinicius Jr. gets racially abused every time he plays outside of Real Madrid stadium. Like every fucking time people either make monkey noises or just say the N word for him to hear. It's insane.

spain-cool

Not surprising considering the head of the spanish football federation is an outspoken VOX supporter, they refuse to even try to adress this issue. In fact, every time something happens with Vinicius, former, in activity players or members of the federation would come out and speak about it but they always end up making it worse. They make racist comments while trying to downplay racism at the same time. It takes effort to be this bad.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Happened in rugby recently too, which is a shame, not just by a fan, but a teammate:

"Benetton Rugby prop Ivan Nemer has been suspended until June 30 after giving a rotten banana to team-mate Cherif Traore as a Christmas present. The Italian Rugby Federation confirmed the suspension following an investigation into the incident during a private lunch organised by the club's players on December 20"

anti-italian-action

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

i would have killed someone with my bare hands

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 months ago

you're the racist for thinking that it's racist duh

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

"He whe smelt it dealt it."

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

This is like such a common conservative rhetorical move and they act like they just hit you with the fist of god

"Ummmm aktually I don't think about race ever in my entire life so you're the real racist for calling me racist QED" smuglord

Literally just saying "no u". These people should be thrown in the barbara-pit

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Translated: "I'm a racist and a coward".

[-] Tommasi@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Why did he include the "very large" part?

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Probably trying to create some plausible deniability that it was about her size, not her ethnicity. Which is an astounding defense: “No I’m not making monkey noises because I’m bigoted against black people, I’m making monkey noises because I’m bigoted against plus size women.”

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fatphobia being more accepted than racism I guess...

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

If you're going to make animal noises to mock fat people, you would make hog noises. No one associates monkeys and fatness.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Gorilla, maaaaybe. It’s a piss weak plausible deniability to be sure.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

The first thing that I think of with respect to ape body types is the joe rogan chimps being jacked thing

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[-] nothx@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Idiots like this say the same thing about “seeing color”.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

it's always projection

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

cool profile pic, John "The Mind" Ziegler

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

“Look, there could be a lot of reasons I assumed that man carries a satchel of gold coins around his neck, you’re the bigot for assuming I did it because he’s wearing a yarmulke.”

[-] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

"Guys it JUST means ignorant okay??? You're the real racists for assuming that it was a racist slur!!!"

[-] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

"listen the word just means lazy person. You're the racist for equating it to black people"

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Unironically used to know a guy like this

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

It's not racist because the woman is very large very-smart

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What are the odds he uses the word n****rdly in public then turn around and say "it's ok, it's an unrelated word that predates the slur! It means theyre not generous with money!"

Except he uses it exclusively to refer to black people

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Reminder: Not using dogwhistles is racist actually

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