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He may try to sleep with you
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Well, that's a clear sign that you're wasting a lot of time.
I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though
I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don't want to pigeonhole) is saying "Kevin" rather than being labeled such. I didn't get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.
That's a cool looking dog
Luckily a door will stop him.
But...he's already through the door...
Not my butthole door.
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it's warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I'm a married man.
Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
Hey Kev-o! I'm not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you're ready. Lube's in the top shelf.
FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We're safe.
Hear me out
He looks breedable
I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.
Those fingers though
Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.
Kevin I'm trying to sleep you can sing in the morning
Kevin sings when Kevin wants.
That's kinda what I've imagined as well
There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin
Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.
Drake
I'd still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.
Snuggle buddy for life!
🥰
451966
Thanks no, he snores.
No problem for me! But I'm farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don't mind it...
At least he doesn't have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!
This whole message is an edit. I had originally posted the screen cap that this post was referencing....I didn't read the title and thought the screen cap was just a coincidence.
Moral of the story: read the title before posting. Haha.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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