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[-] edge@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

tbf it would probably take me about as long to name 100 men too. But I'd still name 100 pokemon pretty quick. That's just the power of autism (idk if he's autistic).

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Besides, the pokerap helps you say 151 quick and easily

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah but then look at the list he came up with in the thumbnail wtf

[-] christian@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah it's like my brain seems to file things in specific containers, although many things end up in multiple places. Being asked to name pokemon you're just focusing on the subject of pokemon, but I don't have one single generic spot for people so maybe I'd think up a topic like math and look through people involved in mathematics, then try to find a different topic and go through people in that, etc. Naming 100 people would definitely take me longer, although with enough time my people list would pass my pokemon list.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I haven't seen much of his content but I've seen a bit and my assessment is probably autistic

He and smallant may as well be the same guy and between them they exude like off-the-charts levels of autism

(I mean this in a loving way, I'm autistic)

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

The clear implication is that we need a WomeRap counterpart to the PokéRap

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago
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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't think I could name 100 pokemon. Or 100 women. Or 100 of anything. My recall memory is really bad. Too many bean puns stuck up in there.

Maybe I could make 100 bean puns.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

100 bean pun challenge let's gooo

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I'll just type Beanis 100 times

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I've seen you do it

[-] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

If you can't give me 100 bean puns I'm declaring you a has-bean

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

I've always bean a bit of an exaggerator

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Aren't like, all of the women listed in the second one porn/sex workers?

[-] SpanishSpaceAgency@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Right column are all streamers. left hast martha stewart and rosa parks at least

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

this guy's brain needs to be studied, why are civil rights activists and celebrity cooks next to porn stars in his brain

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

I think it's probably just click bait/algorithm bait. Although I know nothing about this person so maybe they actually just have terminal brainworms

[-] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

The “Name 100 Women” thing is like a meme challenge that a lot of streamers have been doing.

https://youtu.be/30-d3gNaF2k?si=e85x3stWvUxZ9218

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[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

The women are porn stars and streamers. Coom brain

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Not all of them, but many of them

[-] yoink@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

one again northernlion reveals himself as the only good streamer

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[-] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 0 points 7 months ago
[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

ice hockey player, ice hockey player, ice hockey player...

Checks out.

[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Well maybe if women were as assertive as the zubats that always approach me I could name more of them.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Pikachu, Charmander, Mary, Elizabeth, ez

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Recording a response video and it's 100 qualities I love about my wife instead

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I can probably also name a bunch of pokemon but not their numbers or their stats and I would probably start with Gardevoir and Lopunny

I have never played a Pokemon game

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

I would probably start with Gardevoir and Lopunny

I have never played a Pokemon game

fry

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

@CARCOSA@hexbear.net parent comment is tagline material tbh

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Do porn names count or are we going on wizard rules like finding someone's True Name.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

the original rules allowed stage names and other such recognizable names that aren't necessarily the person's legal name the government knows them by. as long as it's their name it counts

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

I believe the original prompt allows any type of name, it just can't be a descriptor like "Obama's wife" and hey, if perverts can rattle off 30 tennis players, you sure as shit can use porn starts.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

If anyone is curious to see fellow Hexbears' attempts at this, check out this earlier thread!

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This seems a silly post for dunk tank. It's a funny jokey observation but I don't see how it's any kind of indictment of PointCrow. Beside them being full streams and lengths vary for wild reasons, I personally could name 100 pokemon faster than I could name even 50 people, and I don't really like pokemon that much - I just don't know famous names and have limited friends and family.

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

It's just dumb to me. Can y'all name 100 nonbinary people?

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

as someone with adhd and a long term marijuana habit i dont even think i could name 100 people and i damn sure cant name 100 pokemans

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I've got those but in a way I have stupendous recall for things I give or gave a shit about and a total disregard for the rest and Pokémon hit big when I was six and playing the games and the card game really helped me git gud with reading. I could name the original 150 as fast as an abridged version of the Pokerap from memory

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

This is why Mitt Romney had a binder

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago

PointCrow can be pretty funny, so I'm sure he purposely made it as cringe as possible for engagement purposes. It's very on brand for his content.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

i couldn't name 100 men

[-] abc@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Honestly if you know the evolutions for like, the starters in every generation & eevee, that's 81 (82 if you add eevee), plus the 8 eevee evolutions brings you to 90. Easily done in less than <15 minutes.

100 women though...yeah it'd probably take me at least half an hour as I frantically start naming women as if I've got a gun to my head

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

I memorized the original 150 in order when I was six and could probably do Gen 2 as well, also I didn't watch a cartoon that ended with The WoméRap that rattled off the names of women in a catchy memorable tune. Women also don't have evolutionary stages where the name of one will easily remind you of 1 or 2 more. Women aren't necessarily given memorable names by a marketing department either. I've also never played a game where you collect Women and have them indexed in the WoméDex with weight height and a short description cause that would be weird. I'd say it's more normal to be able to name 100 pokemon faster than 100 Women

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