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[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 61 points 6 months ago

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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 24 points 6 months ago

I am doing this in my thesis lmao.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

What's your thesis on?

[-] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

There really is No True Scotsman. Well done.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

See aw these weans cuttin about wi their AI or GPT Mistral or fitever it is, kiddin oan they've done their homework kennin fine well that Sam Altman or fa'sever it is aats i meatball that's done it really - they can al get tae fuck so they can but, nae cunt's replicatin how loons are gabbin awa iday, eh?

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago

Please translate?

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Consider the young persons of today - going about their lives with their AI functions and ChatGPT or Mistral technologies - trying to hide the fact that they have cheated on their school homework, when it's really the tech created by that rogue Sam Altman that's done the research and drafting of it - but they should hang their heads in shame, because it can't replicate how the boys in Scotland talk amongst themselves in this day and age.

Fuck me I wrote that, and still struggled to rewrite it in British English.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

lol, I actually understood that. But how?

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

You are the one true scotsman

[-] Hoomod@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

There can be only one

[-] prayer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me.

[-] Kensai@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

That is the most Gregor McGregor that ever Gregor'd

[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

That’s the guy that chooses life and big fucking televisions right?

[-] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

First, this scientific paper is throwing shade left and right. Did a Scot wrong them in some way?

Second, does this mean a healthy variety of Scottish dialects will be our secret weapon against AI surveillance?

Third - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

I don’t think it’s a scientific paper. The first author is from cranberry-lemon university, not Carnegie-Mellon

[-] ech@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I wasn't paying attention to that at all, hah. "William Wallace University"? Very on the nose. Had to search up "Cazique of Poyais", but that's a good ref too. Now I'm wondering what this is from.

*A quick search suggests it's from this book of satirical research papers.