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I love the range of usernames we have here lmao (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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It's either something like poopissfucker69killlandords

Or just a dude called Frank

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[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 63 points 9 months ago

Username that only is funny to hexbears go

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 59 points 9 months ago

I'm just like an Angel. My skin makes me cry.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

But you do belong here

[-] dudes_eating_beans@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

bean-think

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago

this-is-fine kitty-birthday-sad

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

Me too bruh. I'm doing an ecology degree and it's depressing stuff

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago

We have the best usernames here folks a-little-trolling

We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop

Beautiful names, wonderful names

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 46 points 9 months ago

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

obama-medal

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Another great example right here

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

owl-wink

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

lea-finger-guns

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

meow-hug

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

cuddle

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

frail and forgotten 4th son of big boss who works in data management checking in : /

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

I do a lot of geometry I thought it was funny

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

It's great because it makes me think of Engles being a cutie

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

blushing-engels

[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

Detecting a bit of an Owl theme tho

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[-] Grace@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

I always feel so smug when the name 'Grace' is available.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

I'm just looking for the manager.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Here's a bunch of subpar usernames I'm making up as I go

Elon Husk

Bon Ivermectin

Lockheed Martin Shkreli

Spydars Georg

LARPe Diem

Ping Pong Marcos

Rage Against The Bert Kreischer

Constantinipple

Cosmonaut Kramer

Malcolm seX

YuGiOhpnik

Childish WHAM!bino

A Cruel Angel's Hunch

Pansexual's Labyrinth

BDS Club 7

HomeFlanders

Pickle Dick Cheney

Pacific Rimjob

Pokemon Go Brandon

Mick Jager Bomb

Goon Rave

This Is Not A @dril

Hu Jin Taobao

Bolsheviks VapoRub

Benjamin Netangoogle

Large Hardon Collider

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wtaf how are you banging these out just like that

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

I highly doubt they're all 100% original, browsing the internet drunk probably incepts a bunch of ideas into my head. But other tims a bunch of shit comes to me, I filter the worst ones like "Crocodile Dundeez Nuts" or "Anthony Blinkin Park"

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[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

YuGiOhpnik is a fucking banger holy shit

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[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

My name was supposed to be about physics, but people assume I’m a Trekkie. Now everyone thinks I’m a nerd

[-] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

quark

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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

comedian

mine is a joke that someone made on r/GamingCircleJerk

you can play as nonbinary in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and a joke was made about your character going to Reagan's office and he asks you your pronouns and you answer "Sir, The gender is opsec."

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[-] LarsAdultsen@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

a-little-trolling we all have usernames don't we folks? big, beautiful usernames! and the liberals, they can't believe it. "you're all bots" they say. shameful. shameful.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 30 points 9 months ago

[-] axont@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

I hit random letters for my username and I often worry it looks like a slur but I'm not sure which one

I'd change it but I wanna get to 10k comments because I think that means I get a little gold hexbear statue in the mail

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

axont could be a fake slur used in a YA sci-fi novel

[-] axont@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

"In the ancient times before the Night Squids descended and we were confined to the Dark Library, humanity had more than one homeland. The story-bringers tell us about the humans from one such mysterious land. Their food was strange, covered in oil and eaten on discs. They would adorn their hair with grease and wear large gold medallions. We now call these people axonts, however the ancients knew them as the Eye-Tal-ians."

may i have a hugo award

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I generated my username by randomly pressing keys on my keyboard after my original Reddit account got banned with the CTH subreddit lol. Just swiped my fingers across the entire second row of keys and got this.

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[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

i have performative depression and a bad tummy

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[-] bendan@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

help i misspelled Brendan oh man i am not good with computer pls to help

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

feeling like my comment yesterday might have inspired this one

post doesn't apply to me tho as this is a freeze-gamer username from like 2 decades ago