that's how my car got stolen!
when you take the ignition protector off, there's a small square piece of metal that you can put a USB plug onto, or just use a set of pliers or something. then, simply press in and turn like an actual key, and presto, you now own a car.
it's a really good bit, tbh
1000 deaths upon any US soldier setting foot in Israel to take part in the massacre. A bullet from a ghoul to your dome is too merciful for you, but I'll settle for it.
She has Muslim heritage .... they are very westernised and speak good English
since the whole pager thing
imagine describing 9/11 as "that whole plane thing" lmao what a deeply out-of-touch person
GIGA CUBA 
turns out, watching the global climate get worse faster every year with nothing being done about it makes you feel like there's no reason to save for the future :) I cashed out my meager 401k a few years ago for some padding/spending money because there's 0 reason to save for a retirement I will never make it to. fucking bleak!
Beloved actor Kevin Bacon has reportedly passed away at the age of 66. Known for his iconic roles in films like "Footloose" and "A Few Good Men," Bacon's sudden demise has left fans heartbroken, with many speculating that humanity now has nothing left to lose.
reposting this classic on this blessed day in American history 
something something specter something Lemmyverse 
been obsessed with this song again. reminds me of more hopeful times.
go touch grass (near home) 
Zionists at UCLA have been throwing fireworks into the encampment, spraying people with bear mace and physically attacking protestors with batons, lasers in the eyes and such for about 4 hours now, theres an LAPD helicopter watching overhead and there has been 0 police response.
https://twitter.com/joeyneverjoe
All this so they can keep bombing toddlers! What do you even say at this point?
you're laughing? The Soviet Union killed between 1 and 1,000,000,000 people, and you're laughing??
incredible AI-generated neckussy, thank you Elon sir