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A very dairy meme (lemmy.world)
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[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get yourself a girl who lets you suck the milk from her tiddies, folks.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just to clarify though, not a first date question.

More like third.

Disagree. Put it in your profile. Filter hard and early.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Both methods acceptable, but if it wasn't on the profile then it definitely shouldn't be brought up on the first date

[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

You want to get their interest, but as this might be one of those deal breaker questions, you should get it out of the way early. There's no shame in breaking up from an incompatibility in attraction or sexual preference, but there should be some shame at sticking with it expecting another person to change for you.

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend hates anal but likes to role play rape so it works out.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Nope. That shit ain't pasteurized.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 16 points 1 year ago

Get yourself a girl with piping hot tiddies, folks.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I doubt that's a problem with human milk. We have to pasteurize animal milk because the bacteria that is symbiotic to them is very dangerous to us.

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[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

because the dairy industry is tax subsidized & pays for propaganda commercials to make people think you need cow's milk as an adult

[-] lte678@feddit.de 52 points 1 year ago

I don't know a single person who consumes milk because they think they require it. They just like the taste of dairy products.

The subsidization is an issue imo, but I don't think people are as brainwashed regarding milk as you assume.

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

My fart levels get dangerously low if I don't consume enough dairy.

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[-] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

I’ve got news for you. Adults drank milk way before any of those things existed.

[-] chocobo13z@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

Only a rather small group of people were even able to consume milk past infancy without negative health effects, and that's mostly because they were the ones that survived the famine that necessitated surviving such a diet. Lactase persistence is a recessive gene

[-] query@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

As in, people have literally evolved to be able to drink cow's milk.

[-] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Small group of many, many millions of people. We like milk. We don’t need commercials to tell us it tastes good.

I honestly don’t know what the fuck you weirdos are trying to accomplish. Are you saying we don’t enjoy milk? Or simply that we shouldn’t?

Because if the argument is that it’s advertising that made use enjoy is, you’re wrong. We enjoyed it well before ads.

And if your argument is that we should dislike something simply because you expect us to dislike something, I think you’ve got your own disorder.

I don’t hate what you hate. Fool, Get a clue.

Glad my ancestors survived your favorite famine. Also glad I have feet. Evolution is neat.

Btw I’m Italian. We drink milk. And we eat cheese. We are tied with Japan for the longest national lifespan. We will also drink coffee if there ok with you. Thanks! Do what you do over there. We got this.

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[-] MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

okay but on the other hand
have you tried ice cream???

[-] raptir@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago
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[-] DrQuint@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

...or because it tastes good.

[-] rubberducky182@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

and as we all know, taste justifies every kind of cruelty. /s

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, I understand criticizing the dairy industry, but another big factor is that milk also taste good. Humans drank milk before it was industrialized.

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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now I'm going to eat you, little human.

HEY MARY, YOU WANT SOME HUMAN?

"I said fuck off, pervert!"

[-] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

Really curious why a bear?

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Because... Why not?

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[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Supermarkets aren't selling human milk, though. It's milk from an entirely different animal.

[-] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yup. Human milk is for babies. Cows milk is for calves.

[-] baked_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Yep the bone in my left calf could use some

[-] MariaRomanov@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This comic makes no sense. The guy isn’t wearing pants.

[-] Chemical@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Looks like they’re having post-coital talk to me

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

I heard stuff about Baldur's Gate, maybe this is a reference?

Chill. He's wearing a medieval tunic.

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hey men can wear dresses too.

[-] query@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not a big fan of animal agriculture, but I don't get why milk is singled out, as if we don't consume the dead bodies of animals, bodies that weren't "meant for" anything other than sustaining itself.

And we've been doing it for thousands of years, selectively breeding and domesticating cows for the purpose. Humans drinking cow's milk is more natural than carrots being orange.

[-] ilikekeyboards@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Vegans should wake up a bit. I'm vegetarian. It was never about animal suffering. There are people suffering right now. For me it's about our survival. It's unsustainable.

8 billions of us having a carnivore diet will destroy the planet dot

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[-] dotslashme@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

This one always make me laugh.

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