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[-] erie09@lemmy.world 107 points 3 months ago

Seeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

There are insects who enter their adult stage with no mouth. They are here to fuck then starve.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Isn’t the Luna moth one

I think it’s the one that doesn’t have a digestive system tho

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

How do they grow so big though?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

How do they get the energy to grow eggs and stuff?

[-] ArachnidMania@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Store all the food they need (until they can fuck) when they could eat in their juvenile form.

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

New kink unlocked

[-] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago
[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

The flower would go first.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

This was my first thought. abscisic acid.

Also if a plant has a head, the head is in the soil, not the air.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

That's its dick waving around up there.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Also it's vagina and uterus

[-] t_var_s@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 months ago

Not a scientist, but that don’t look too scientific.

[-] kadu@lemmy.world 89 points 3 months ago

Biologist here. Can confirm, that's exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.

I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 3 months ago

Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I'll just open a textbook and find out...

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 34 points 3 months ago

It's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...

[-] ekky@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

Rest in pieces, NeatNi, you'll be forever remembered for your bravery.

[-] NessD@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

What is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I'M DYING🖐️

[-] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 3 months ago

The leaves continue to fall

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

All in all, just another leaf on the wall

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

But is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he's gone for good?

[-] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 months ago

Fucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.

[-] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm an engineer and it's within the margin of safety

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Is this one of their earlier comics, the lines are more wobbly

this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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