He really should have bought Reddit instead of Twitter, because he posts like the quintessential redditor
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We just can't have anything funny
If only he'd waited a few years for the Reddit IPO...
Cannibalism? What the fuck?
He's talking to renowned brain genius Ian Miles Cheong about Haitian immigrants. Musk is worried that they're all cannibals, and NBC published an article pointing out that this is an insane thing to be worried about. They're both mad about it.
If you're thinking that everyone from Haiti is a potential cannibal then you might just be a teensy bit racist as hell
Elon Musk believes that ‘eat the rich’ is literal.
When I worked at an Amazon warehouse I would debate what barbecue sauce went best with fire roasted Bezos.
Wait its not? You can't promise me a good time and take it away like that
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It's cool how he's just digging his heels in deeper into fascism and nothing bad is happening to him.
I wish someone would [redacted] him, that'd be hilarious
he could have a boating accident
Hear me out:
SpaceX accident
Any ending other then being the first human to fart himself to death is too good
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Dude just really wants to meet Robert Maxwell.
His money is literally the only thing he has and the only reason anyone interacts with him. The Tesla billionaire drowning incident will have consequences for him eventually. He will eventually lose his money and then his suicidal flaming downward spiral will really begin.
The Tesla billionaire drowning incident will have consequences for him eventually
or it'll just be
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Why would it? He's a billionaire and the rest of the ruling elite think the same as he does.
Yet.
Cannibalism huh? Elon, your Afrikaner is showing
Too bad we can’t screen immigrants for racism
innocent Americans
Weird time to suddenly start caring about Native Americans, but ok.
if centering my life and platform around dealing with the abundant trickster fae that ask for your name to whisk it away from you makes me "delusional" and "not attached to reality" then I will gladly accept such labels 
How do we not have an :unseelie: emote?
Because the mods are tankies who want to take away our freedom to believe in the fae
The last time we had an Gaelic pronunciation struggle session it left twelve dead and caused an international incident in Malaysia.
you can't unseelie what you can't see
I do think we should screen for cannibals on Hexbear though.
The vibes are FUCKED and I think it might be because of a latent cannibalism stewing across the usership.
I did not mean to fuck the vibes 
Mmmmm stew. A Stew stew.
That's not what we mean by eating ass
No, Elon, it's the fact you believe there to be DEPRAVED CANNIBAL HORDES, rather than just simple Global South migrants...
Reaching critical levels of divorced energy here
If wanting to eat the rich makes me a "cannibal", then I would gladly accept such a label!
Shame on Muskrat. Shame, shame, shame.
Live Dutch reaction
I can imagine the WSJ op-ed...
An abhorrence of cannibalism does not axiomatically make one "right-wing". Yet such smears against individuals understandably concerned about national sovereignty are prevalent on social media...
Was very confused for a bit where the cannibalism was supposedly coming from, but they’re just dusting off the classics of Afro Caribbean racism. Are they going to start scaremongering about voodoo zombies too?
Are you now, or have you ever been a cannibal?
I can see the future, the swirling and mixing of tendrils of fascist conspiracy
They're gonna combine this with the fent panic to try and argue that migrants are like zombies who must be self-defensed
Putting aside the boulder of racism, does he think we don’t check people for criminal backgrounds?
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