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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago
[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

I kind of want this as a lamp...

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

You could set certains plants under it.

[-] Olmai@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 4 months ago

Imagine going through the trouble to eat the entire chair, only to find that they have another one.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Time to order dessert

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 months ago

I’d be so nervous during my last meal that I’d definitely puke and never want to eat that dish again, so I would make sure to pick something I don’t like.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 18 points 4 months ago

That makes sens- Wait a minute...

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 16 points 4 months ago

Imagine getting metal tattoos so you can safely guide the power through you body

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 9 points 4 months ago

"Whelp, he's clearly god, release him immediately"

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Or Ernest. Same thing, really.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

So, unfunny fact. In Texas, the nation's leader in state sanctioned executions, you don't get to order anything. Because my mayor is an absolute piece of shit, we ended the practice way back in 2011.

Now death row inmates receive the same inedible crap served to the rest of the building for their final meal.

[-] don@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

yfw you apparently forgot you get executed by firing squad

[-] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Who cares zappy chair = tasty

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Congrats, you now die of starvation.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I'd probably try Fugu if I had to order my last meal. I also doubt they would bother to cook it properly so I would avoid my sentence (officially).

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Your executioner might be a robot

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

It's rich in iron.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago
[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Dead men eat no chairs…

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

If I ever get the death penalty I'm going to eat a huge amount of food that I know will give me a giant volcano of diarrhea.

I'm never going to hurt anyone, but all these new censorship laws going around and me being as subversive as I tend to be...some of the jokes I make. Yeah.

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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