This sounds fun.

Lord help me

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

Man I'm fucked

I think I'll be alright

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

I'm too cool to die >:3

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

I'll have a friend 😻

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

I last long, I cast spells

I win(d)

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

I think I'm safe

You tell me...

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

Heh

Oh hai mark

Depends on you

Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.

I think I'd do fine

I got high on my own supply

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀