Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Unlicensed space travel

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Supporting democracy!

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Stealing villager's beds.

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Tax Fraud.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Genocide

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Space mining.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression