Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
Building without a permit
Having eleven kings in one poker hand.
Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.
I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended
Possession of psychite with intention to distribute
and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting
Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.
Loving Managed Democracy too hard
Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.
Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.
Stealing villager's beds.
Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.
I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.
Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.
But I'm almost done.
Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.
Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.
PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.
Mobile: Baking cookies
Web: Making paperclips
Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).
Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.
damm I love factorio
Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!
Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.
I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.
Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
Space mining.
Mass murdering animals.
Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.
Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.
Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.
I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.
Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.
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