This is falsch. No true German would be upset to be asked to pass judgement on someone or complete paperwork.

You'd think they would have seen that coming

I'd hit it since I'm already there

The crazy thing is that there's apparently no official database that tracks that. There was just a California firefighter charged with multiple counts of arson and in the article they mention that the statistic isn't tracked, they went on to do a database search that showed how frequent it is.

Here in California they just keep blaming the super-secret Jewish space laser for starting all the fires. But it doesn't burn things that are blue, which is why so many people have blue roofs in China.

That's nice

I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

Revved up like a douche...

Looks like the lab results weren't good

Never let a good tragedy go to waste

I know a guy who was involved in some of those "experiments" and spent a considerable amount of time and money on them. He still is very adamant that it just proves that there is some other unknown confounding variable that just proves that the experiment was valid and that the designers of the flat earth already expected the experiments. It's really depressing. I used to really respect him when I was younger.

A soup can.