Bones are organs! that counts!

Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a "wound"

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone's ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

I too vomit while standing up at my full height.

I do feel for the 19 year old who was rightfully terrified of the thing but went on because his dad wanted to bond

It takes every path available, and with high enough voltage, more paths become available

Don't remember where I heard it first, but I always love to hear it.

"Whenever someone brings up bikes, suddenly everyone needs to move their refrigerator 100 miles in the rain"

Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.

This is genuinely very clever and I'm amazed that the teacher came to the conclusion that this person didn't prepare anything

The monkey's paw curls. New AAA games now feature thousands of individual rock models, among other labor- and space-saving measures being forgone in favor of realism. The game is 400 GB and the devs have worked 110 hours per week for the last 3 months