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Stay quiet
Conservatives shut the fuck up about how persecuted you feel you are, difficulty level: Impossible
Imagine crying like a baby because the fun-hating nice people politely invited you to be nice, even if it's not "cool".
Oh no, I'm soooooooooooooooooo sorry we want you spoiled brats to be respectful of others.
God, I wish this were true
Conservatives once again threatening me with a good time
sadly putting away my shotgun and pitchfork when I find out the conservatives are just whining about people not appreciating their frog memes again
Being conservative = dropping hard Rs in casual conversation
It's the DE meme of "literally all you have to do is not talk about politics for like one day and you'll be fine" except replace politics with go blood and soil 14/88
Not letting my coworkers know that I think they're subhuman is literally the Holocaust
Do these dipshits really think that their victims are just going to take their abuse? Of course not.
I would love to hear from them why I shouldn't retaliate against assholes?
They love retaliation - just not against them. They spend half their day fantasizing about the time they'll finally be able to get away with murdering somebody for perceived impoliteness.
Damn I wish it worked, shut the fuck up.
I want to live in the world chuds think we live in
Oh, it's the the lady who was too racist for Disney!
Wait, he says that when you're perceived (synonym for noticed) to be conservative it's like hiding in an attic hoping no one notices (perceives) you. This is dumb enough as it is cause if Ann Frank had Twitter while in hiding I doubt she'd be posting about how hard it is to be Jewish while in hiding cause that's a great way to attract attention, so the idea he had was dumb as hell anyway. But the presentation is also total nonsense. After being perceived you try not to be noticed? Bad stealth checks yo
Got a link?
I just found out about arrr slash bannedforbeingjewish
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in this house we believe in upholding TC69 thought and the precogs defending us from those who oppose it
This week's edition of "It's so hard to shut the fuck up'.
"I'm a victim of corporate America for supporting it!"
Do normies even listen to themselves? EVERYONE loves conservatives except for us because people seem to love douchebags.
"Anne Frank hiding in the attic"
Hey dipshit, Anne Frank was hiding from your ideology.
Also, it's MY beliefs that are stigmatized. Most people are too weak-minded to understand our thoughts.
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2024
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