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[–] 20inmyhead@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess I’m in my twenties forever now‽

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[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

[–] Onii-Chan@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Scheisser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

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[–] notsorryforpartying@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

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[–] GoOnASteamTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

[–] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

It's me or the other guy

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

[–] EssentialCoffee@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

[–] BadEngineering@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

[–] OKRainbowKid@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

I'll be OK.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.

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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

[–] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

At least I’ll be fed

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

[–] gorysubparbagel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not bad at all.

[–] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….

[–] Disco_Dougie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

[–] friendlymessage@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Apparently this is fun for many. Is fun not allowed here?

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

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[–] Nemo@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

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[–] httperror418@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

[–] maidenless_prawn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another day on the job, comrades

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[–] EveningPancakes@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it'll be okay come night time.

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

I spelt mine wrong.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I gotta eat pineapples

[–] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I think I'll be ok.

[–] Brawndo@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

[–] dumbluck@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago
[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 7 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

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