They say that Hexbear only has enough keyboards for half of its posters, so they send people into threads in pairs, and when the first poster is banned, the second picks up his keyboard and continues posting

This one was at the top of my page right now, and it's a good one.

I also enjoy the "this site could have been for the proletariat", the Maoist gf one, and the "third wordist rant at your therapist" one. So many good ones tbh.

" is that a Denguin? lol nice"

that one gets me every time for some reason

My favorite tagline is probably always going to be the very lost liberal who said this to us:

If you give up on Ukraine, then next comes Taiwan, South Korea, Poland, etc etc etc fucking etc.

This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy.

It's just so pure distilled liberal reddit nerd confused about what our priorities are. It's so powerful in all the wrong ways.

<CURRENT_USER> needs to log off.

it just gets me every time

My favourite is the "please explain to the court why you sign your posts with a picture of a pig with shit on its testicles, followed by the words Death to America".

Death to America

read your inbox

I think my two favorite that have stood the test of time are:

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

and also

The dive bar at the end of the universe

Also,

Probably these two:

I hate V*ush so much the physical revulsion i feel when i hear the slimy whisper that he calls a voice is so bad that it instantly turns me into a 1970s era political lesbian that advocates for the immediate castration of all men

And

hexbear dunking on raddle dunking on lemmy dunking on raddle

Honestly those ultra right-wingers are pretty bad but the ultra left-wingers are worse. And as a lefty that is pretty sad to see. But I’m probably not left enough for those on hexbear.net

There's one that's, like:

Have you got any other arguments than calling me a lib? You've already done that 15 times.

And I feel attacked every time I see it.

Wait, that's my post. I always wondered if one of my comments made it to become a tagline

Is this going to be something like the minecraft splash text?

🔔264

Damn, you post hard

I hope whichever one of you smug clout chasers stole Hexbear from TC69 gets SWATed.

A nod to some of my favorite Hexbear conspiracy theories (she famously tried to resign more times than Stalin)

Train good. Car bad.

The one that’s got and the full giant quote about cold war propaganda.

The funniest site tag lines will be one that don't make any sense to someone who's not in on it. They don't have to be overly esoteric, it just makes them special:

264 unread messages

btbt, why so much unread posts on your arse?

Defederation should only be considered as a last resort, however we made the decision to preemptively defederate from Hexbear.

lmao

My experience with hexbear has been pretty fucking far from them knowing political theory, outside of one very specific niche they can kind of articulate as long as you don’t ask them to reduce any of it to fundamentals or first principles.

please dear god press the button

this ones my personal favourite rn "Just a random find and now, as a white person, I am scared of white people. I was genuinely rooting “watch out for that white guy!” and “get his white ass! yeah!”. WTF? I guess, this is what they call the “movie magic”."

Welcome home, comrade

Do we still have the one with Painbow’s full Discord handle in it?