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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

boobs so yes okay

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure this is a picture of pornstar Jenni Lee after she became homeless and started living in the Vegas underground:

https://meaww.com/jenni-lee-ex-porn-stars-fans-raise-money-to-help-her-as-she-lives-underground-in-las-vegas-tunnels

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

Well that is incredibly sad. Homelessness needs to be eradicated.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn that's rough. I jerked off to her in solidarity

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Fuck I laughed so hard at this.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped because nothing in the picture actually seems to match or be sitting on the ground in any believable way

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep, I'm intrigued in more ways than one

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Unfortunately it's a photoshopped picture. Notice that the items have mismatched sizes. It was made about 6-7 years ago.

That's all there is to the story of this picture. There are actually no "cute semi naked skater chicks willing to get drunk and browse the internet in candlelight" in the local drainage pipes near you.

[–] SoupyHappenstance@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You sure? My Google ads are starting to say otherwise

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should click on them and report back.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would he click on an ad that simply reads "otherwise"?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It’s the thrill of the unknown, or in this case the otherwise.

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

That's exactly what someone who doesn't want me climbing into storm drains would say

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 years ago

Wasn’t there a story about a guy who made LSD in an old (nuclear?) bunker and threw parties and shit?

Not far off.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not with that attitude

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

Mole people in the underground city of Las Vegas

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Is someone testing out their AI image generator here?

Seems like it...

[–] ASaltPepper@lemmy.one -2 points 2 years ago

Latest episode of 90 day fiance reversed. This one's in Ukraine.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She was right to hide her face in this picture

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We should always hide our faces when we're in pictures. The AI might otherwise steal our likeness.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AI is actually still quite good at identifying people even with partial or fully hidden faces

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It’s too late. Those man boobs are etched into my memory. If I could pick them in a police line up ai will have no trouble playing pin the tittie on the honky

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I look like an AI anomaly IRL, so I guess I'm safe?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Unless that's what they want you to think

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

19 year old me would've been all the way in, especially if funny substances involved.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Like pixie sticks?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hanging out in the culvert with post10

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That's not how I remember post10 looking.

If my first date doesn't include a full installation of LFS up to a desktop environment then it isn't worth it

[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] yoz@aussie.zone 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucks happening ? Is that a tunnel ?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

Or is it another homemade submersible?

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I'll take it but I'm way more hairy in just a bra than this las is.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Dating agency for Hamas?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

who's her boyfriend? remind me not to date him.

[–] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of sideshow Bob hiding in the blimp

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a red flag?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A green flag?