Should... Should I be thinking about how to kill everyone i meet? That seems like a lot of mental load for zero payoff
Yes, but you should also be polite, efficient, and armed with a jar of piss
I'm barely able to remember my wallet and keys in the morning you think I'm prepping a piss jar every day? I could keep it in my car i guess
Keep your jarate in a cool dry place, trunk of the car will cause it to oxidize into something horri-
Actually, yeah go ahead and keep it in the car, that makes it more effective.
Is... is this him? This looks exactly like him
The mark of a true master of disguise
Koopa Dilbert
I think it is always worth putting a face to the name when men speak about violence.
Dude would crumple like a sack of potatos if a 12 year old hit him. I've gamed it out.
Crumple like a sack of potatoes when a woman asks him to clean his room
That's the face of a torturer if ever I've seen one. I can't imagine him lifting a gun or swinging a bat, but I can easily see him telling me they haff veys of making me talk.
Ah yes women are famous for never evaluating the potential danger of other people.
"Woman don't understand this. We are born with hypervigilance. Only men have the strength and power of will to sit in the back of Denny's watching the entrance and exits for any potential threats, never a moment to relax. Life is war."
yes, that is what they responded to.
Yeah that’s right, I’m a veteran of the war of mentally gaming out wrestling matches with other dudes
Pretty sure you're just fantasizing about other men 
When we see a man, we instinctively see his whole body in our mind, genitals and all, to observe for weak points. Often when viewing a tall formidable opponent I notice I find myself becoming aroused. This is because the human Man must procreate soon after defeating his enemy, at the greatest time of sexual energy and safety. There is no such thing as same-sex attraction, it's a feminist myth.
He's the perfect alpha male and women like you don't understand his hate fuck ideology game theory.
This is what runs through Dilbert's head as he sits in his fourth meeting of the day.
My man looks like Larry David, but talks like Liam Neeson in Taken.
Look you don't understand, this is a dude thing. We're masculine and violent. Which is why we've gamed this out to not have violence, because if it gets violent we both lose. I'm a manly man. Don't make me get violent.
Dude’s acting like the residual trauma and neurosis he has from being stuffed into his locker by every kid bigger than him in high school is some steely seal team six war gaming.
Why is it that when closet MAGA's go public, they double down on their beliefs, and then their brain seems to rot from the inside out shortly after?
Cause it's mostly just repackaged self hate that spirals out of control, pretty sad really to see dirty laundry aired out in public, but its also funne.
Agreed. It is funne.
Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it's more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.
I want Biden to federalize the Texas National Guard so bad.
was he always off the deep end or has it been a long slide? either way he'll never find his way to the shores of sanity
He got a gnarly throat disease a while back, that left him non verbal for a few years. Around that time he became withdrawn and astranged and he started spending all his time online. That's when he went off the deep end.
I think a lot of maga people are actually lonely.
Loneliness does explain it for a not-insignificant number of these types. It perpetuates itself. The more conspiratorial you get the more you alienate others. The more alienated you become the more lonely you get. The circle gets smaller and smaller. It's why I have a small degree of pity for the maga types. Not enough to stop me from mocking them or thinking that their relatives and friends deserve to cut them off for being toxic. But it's still kinda sad. That was somebody's parent or kid. A childhood friend. A trusted mentor or promising student.
Or you're the guy who draws Dilbert. The man is a cautionary tale at this point.
Dude is speaking through some serious trauma. Doesn't make what he's saying any less awful, but it does speak to the fucked up way the US traumatizes people.
he's said before that he's had a gun pointed at him in anger more than once (not surprising considering what a piece of shit he is), it does sound a lot like hypervigilance
he's said before that he's had a gun pointed at him in anger more than once
I doubt that actually happened to him (maybe that's how he gamed it out in his mind). But if i take him at his word then wow. That's not a normal thing to happen to anyone once. He's a piece of shit and deserves it, but I've met plenty of assholes who this hasn't and won't ever happen to. What the hell has been saying irl and to who?
Weird post from a guy, who clearly hasn't been punched in the face despite of his best attempts
Funniest thing about guys calling for a more violent society, they would be the first ones to literally die
both this enormous dweeb and jorpy really are telling on themselves when they talk about how they see every man as a potential threat and are sizing them up mentally
they're just living in an absolute state of terror
Behind the bastards did an episode on him. Worth a listen.
I've gamed it out and the feds can win the war without firing a single bullet. Just close every other Bucc-ee's in Texas.
You all don't understand you have to always be updating your threat model by doing ocular pat-downs. How are you to know when something is a security risk or not?
Dilbert was always the comic in the papers that I looked at for funny glasses guy and then skipped over for Garfield.
This is the guy who will post a shirtless image of himself when he loses arguments on twitter
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