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No kink shaming, please.
No Kirk-shaming.
kirk: dude’s a pianist
spock: i think he’s a horticulturist
kirk: that one over there’s a numismatist
spock: spot the fuck on
kirk: and that one?
spock: farmer for sure
kirk: damn you’re good
STOP UPSETTING THE FANFIC COMMUNITY!
I'm giggling about my belief that someone is using that exact search term and having their ...personal time... interrupted by crafting ideas.
Hey babe, pass the glue
Kirk and Spock hard wood toys, 6 inches of fun!
My wife has this craft book!
Can confirm that it says "Peg People". I just flipped through to look for any other questionable terms, and the only thing I saw was the liberal use of "trekker" instead of trekkie.
Trekker hat:
Shatner once mentioned "Trekkies or Trekkers or Trekkens" in an interview. I have no idea where he got the last one from.
But they're male. Wouldn't that just be, uh, normal intercourse?
Sweet summer child
"What does Kirk need with a strap-on?"
10/10 reference
Not with that attitude!
Double teamed by Kirk and Spock 🤤 🖖
Whereas there is a large contingency of Trekkies who are hoping for many more words describing that project.
Sounds like a completely normal fan fic
I think most combinations end up about the same....
"Peg Kirk and Peg Spock - it's fun for everyone!"
"Peg People with Spock and Kirk."
Spock and Kirk Peg People
He's dead Jim
Could've sworn that was written by her sister, Ana L. Payne.
They knew exactly what they were doing.
Slash fiction at its finest!
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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