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This week's chapo mentioned it and I had to check for myself. Archive.is isn't working right now but if someone could get a current screenshot it's some of the most egregious shit I've seen from democrats. Even the-democrat -ass campaigns have a full issues list and some kind of plan. Biden's official website doesn't mention a single issue and doesn't have a tab for anything beyond giving him money.

Liberals think you'll accept this and vote for them in 2024.

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[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Why bother when his 2020 platform was full of shit like this?

Joe Biden believes in the worth and value of every Palestinian and every Israeli. He will work to ensure that Palestinians and Israelis enjoy equal measures of freedom, security, prosperity, and democracy. His policies will be grounded in a commitment to a two-state solution, where Israel and the future viable state of Palestine will live together in peace, security, and mutual recognition. Biden opposes any unilateral steps by either side that undermine a two-state solution. He opposes annexation and settlement expansion and will continue to oppose both as President. As President, Biden will take immediate steps to restore economic and humanitarian assistance to the Palestinian people, consistent with U.S. law, including assistance to refugees, work to address the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza, reopen the U.S. consulate in East Jerusalem, and work to reopen the PLO mission in Washington.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

bit idea: post this in liberal spaces as if it's part of his 2024 platform, "why does Biden support Hamas?"

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Liberals are such fucking demons. Jesus.

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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mr Netanyahu, tear down these Palestinian children.

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[–] ksynwa_from_lemmygrad@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

pov: you are palestinian child

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's cause there ain't no issues jack; america is doing great. God could my dad make a website.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

God could my dad make a website.

miyazaki-laugh

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

no issues?

cheeto-man there's a dang CHEETO on the BALLOT cheeto-man

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[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

You have a moral duty to vote for 99% Trump

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Why is he running with harris again? Is there really no one else?

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Biden dying and getting four years of our first Percocet president would at least be very funny.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 years ago

The lulz would be magnificent I must confess

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

[slurring] the wheelz on the bus go round and round

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Is there really no one else?

American politics in 2024 summed up in one sentence

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No one else that wouldn't make people ask "why can't we just vote for them for president"

Hard to pick somebody slightly less likeable then you that will actually help when you're at 30% approval.

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[–] iie@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes but all the little graphic design squiggles imply that he will be signing legislation

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There are no issues because he made America great

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

at this point I don't know what would be funnier, Joe Biden or Trump getting elected

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

It's another close election with no official result for days and they both die before the final vote is counted so a bunch of people fight for the claim to the vp spot.

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Even his campaign video starts with shots of Jan 6 with a shitty horror movie trailer soundtrack. And then it's just Genocide Joe talking about how "we want more freedoms and rights, not fewer". I don't know how you would even parody this, it's just so ridiculous

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

maybe-later-honey "How do you expect them to have "issues" to list when the Biden-Harris administration has already solved all the problems and made everything as good as it can possibly be?"

[–] cestvrai@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

At least they are up front about not having a platform…

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 years ago
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are no issues, Jack! I’m not the orange guy!

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[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

He's not running, the DNC is planning to run Kamala, and this is more evidence for that. Notice how her picture is on every page, and her name is mentioned whenever Joe's is. The donate page is even more egregious. Everything on whitehouse.gov refers to the "Biden-Harris administration", and all the press releases make sure to mention her name as much as possible.

[–] grey_wolf_whenever@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

zero chance, Dems would never. Theyre keeping her primed in case of a worst case scenario but Joe is not going anywhere

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

The only way they put her in is if Joe dies.

If they really say "no primaries, we already have a candidate" and then force her in at the last second republicans win 40 states

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

geeze that's some politics_understander level stuff there but you may be onto something.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about the malarkey Joe? You said you'd stamp out the malarkey !

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[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nonsense, I managed to find an issue (that literally isn’t even about the election):

https://joebiden.com/accessibility/

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