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[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (6 children)

100 total extractions

88 from soldiers

10 from civilians

Who were the remaining two?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

Friendly fire self extrations

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Those 2 failed to meet Ashkenazi blood quantum requirements , so the gene-seed was not retained

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 years ago

Got shot in the nuts lol

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Me. Felt so good I volunteered a second time

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

A couple of the crew from the semen extraction team got a little hot and bothered from all the cum pumping.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Paramilitary cum from irregular troops

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How is this a thing instead of just demanding conscripted soldiers to donate to a bank at basic training?

Like it’s gotta be cheaper to do that then to train sperm removal from the dead and logistically moving sperm on a battlefield

[–] huf@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

did the soldiers sign some paper to this effect before they died? or is it legal to steal cum out of dead bodies in israel and ukraine now?

this feels like it should be illegal...

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

and ukraine

Wait what?

this feels like it should be illegal...

New Israeli porn just dropped: xxxBARELY LEGAL, HOT EXTRACTION!xxxAVERAGE LOOKING SOLDIER SCREAMS YAMETE KUDASAI SEMPAI!xxx

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nah for hundred of thousands of people? Freezing sperm costs hundreds of dollars a year per person, they have to run that shit at like -320 degrees F

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yea now imagine needing to do that for 98 people on a battlefield and they are dead, I imagine the cost is easily over 1 million per ejaculate in terms of manpower and logistics

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

There must be some law or regulation in Israel that prevents the forcible donation of tissue/organs/cum from soldiers but allows the extraction of those things from dead bodies. Which kind of blows my mind because in the US soldiers get railroaded into doing a lot of healthcare shit

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ofc they saved the semen but not the sewomen

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about the sechildren? anakin-padme-3

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

won't somebody please think of the sechildren?!

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn’t some Israeli minister of women say the 14 words recently?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

We must secure the existence of our cum and a future for white semen

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

liberal zionists be like: "this is a completely normal country worth defending"

[–] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Geez, I really have get my ass in gear on my VR Milking game {cw: probably NSFW} or Activision is gonna beat me to the punch with their next Call of Duty.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The thing that's stuck out to me, is why don't they sperm bank? Like, if it's that important to you then why not do it ahead of time? Or do these psychos want it fresh from a corpse so they can attach some sort of harrowing story to it?... Sounds fashy, so it's probably the case.

[–] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sperm bank is a good idea but is a little bit too consent dependent.

Dead men can't say "no" think-about-it

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[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

It's funny to think about this as a "perk" of joining the IOF, but they don't need to offer any since everyone has to serve. It saves offering it to anyone who doesn't get got.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

It's because they dont think they'll die. Just a quick murder tour and then home by the evening.

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn’t masturbation a wrong act in Judaism?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

i think the main sin of onan was spilling his cum on the ground, so i think wanking is fine as long as you eat it afterwards.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probs depends on which flavor.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Hey they banned the medic team from tasting it after the last time; they lost several bloodlines that way.

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[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Press [F] to extract cum

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

This is the transparency liberals were talking about

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

measurehead STRATEGIC SEMEN RESERVES

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Someone posts a Ben Garrison Cum Edit and Israel be like "ok this but unironically"

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Totally normal…

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

They really balls'd it up, didn't they?

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

We must secure the jizzum of our people and a future for Zionist children

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Instead of employing a high stakes semen extraction unit, they could take sperm donations from consenting terrorists while they are alive, but I guess that would not make for effective propaganda.

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine being born and finding out that your government extracted you from your dead father's war criminal ballsack.