The thing that's stuck out to me, is why don't they sperm bank? Like, if it's that important to you then why not do it ahead of time? Or do these psychos want it fresh from a corpse so they can attach some sort of harrowing story to it?... Sounds fashy, so it's probably the case.

[–] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sperm bank is a good idea but is a little bit too consent dependent.

Dead men can't say "no" think-about-it

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You are probably correct. Thanks I hate it btw

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

It's funny to think about this as a "perk" of joining the IOF, but they don't need to offer any since everyone has to serve. It saves offering it to anyone who doesn't get got.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

It's because they dont think they'll die. Just a quick murder tour and then home by the evening.

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn’t masturbation a wrong act in Judaism?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

i think the main sin of onan was spilling his cum on the ground, so i think wanking is fine as long as you eat it afterwards.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probs depends on which flavor.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Hey they banned the medic team from tasting it after the last time; they lost several bloodlines that way.