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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 71 points 5 days ago (5 children)

SELL. HIS. BONES. Erika please, the real money is in pieces of Charlie authenticated by that company that does the pokemon cards. It would be the best selling NFT that week.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 42 points 5 days ago

NFT = Non-fungable tibia

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

an american civil religion needs american civil relics!

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

Can’t wait for a decade from now when every TPUSA club in the country claims to have an authentic bullet fragment from the Kirkening

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Auction off his remains like he's a Ferengi.

Reinventing Catholicism, but with Pokemon, but somehow it has nothing to do with Arceus.

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 66 points 5 days ago (2 children)

she must've fucking hated him lmao

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 55 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Shortly after it happened and she took over his one of shows, she made one very small but very telling change

There was a bookcase visible behind him (and later her) when he was recording which held, among other things, their wedding picture

She immediately replaced it with a shitty little replica of the Constitution; nothing else had been moved or changed

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You could even see the books in the background were not only the same books, but they were all in the same position Charlie had left them. She didn't even bother straightening them, they were all tilted the same.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yep

Literally the only alteration, which made it so much more obvious

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

chefs-kiss lol, lmao even

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She was pro-Trump before Charlie was, and imo was sent to honeypot him into securing TPUSA for Trump, so being married to him and enduring him was likely the worst part of her life. I do wonder what her end goal is since the only woman conservatives are willing to endure seems to be Miriam Adelson

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and imo was sent to honeypot him into securing TPUSA for Trump

They met in Israel 👁️

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'm not sure if I believe that. When they first got engaged, their story was that they met when he was interviewing her at TPUSA head quarters (source). She then said she first saw him in Israel, but that may have been after his death, and at this point I don't trust her enough for her to be an authority on her own life experience without it being confirmed by a 3rd party.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 57 points 5 days ago

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Candace Owens was the only person in Charlie Kirk's life who cared about him.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

i want to know who workshopped and approved a memorial hotsauce to honor a white guy that got shot while spouting white supremacist b.s.

how the frig does any of that track? what is the through line? purge your tears by tucking into some spicy scrambled eggs and having a good cry?

just sell mugs, ball caps, and grill accessories or whatever.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Should sell a branded kevlar neck gaiter, that would make more sense

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 days ago

Well they did collab with Martin Shkreli, so maybe on the table...

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Hot sauce is a high margin product that might lead recurring purchases. Almost like supplements but not as scammy.

Don't think there much effort at story telling.

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[–] Salem@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Isn't she a millionaire from inheriting his wealth? This is kind of sad in that it shows these people are in a state of hell. And it'd be pitiable if they weren't intent on spreading their state of misery to the rest of humanity.

No love, just an emptiness in their hearts. Does she consider her children props or extensions of herself?

I can see we're practicing levity in this absurd desecration and mockery of his life, even if the conservatives did value him, but it really is rather grim. I'm reminded of that episode from Chapo where they went to CPAC and Matt realized that he was witnessing a Black Mass, a cult dedicated to the annihilation of all things and meaning vis a vis hedonistic acceptance of terminal social and moral decline becuase they lack agency and motivation to change it.

Is the humor levied here meant for a catharsis on our own end or a lamentation of the world as it has become - or perhaps always was?

[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did they make the sauce outta him

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Kirkendom gonna split over whether the hot sauce is literally the pulverized flesh of Kirk or only a metaphorical representation

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well. Wouldn't that just be some minimally flavored mayonnaise? But why not make it and call it hot sauce, sure, it's on brand in every way.

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Trying to charge $60 for a bottle of hot sauce seems more egregious than the guy that made a crummy statue no one wanted and expecting to get millions for it

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

$60 small face man sauce or $3 frank's red hot

which way western man?

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (7 children)

$any for el yucateco kutbil-ik

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

One fucking hundo. That shit is delicious, and the perfect amount of heat for me.

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Variety pack? Sounds like DEI. In a meritocracy, only the best bottle goes on sale.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

If you buy this you deserve to be scammed with rebottled hot sauce from some white label hot sauce factory for a 500% markup lmaoo

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, but $9? Will people pay $9 for a meme? Will zoomers pay $9 to troll their uncles at Christmas? idk, it sounds plausible at least. Would work better if the Kirk sauce was more Kirked though, it's almost too normal

It's also just pathetic; however much she nets on this, even if it goes well, is probably less than one donor check or one speaking fee would have brought in before

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I kinda want to buy the "ghost pepper" kirk sauce NGL

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Praying that it ends up at like grocery outlet so I can own it as a gag without actually sending them money lmao

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Idk, I feel it would burn my throat up pretty bad catgirl-smug

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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

new business idea: kirk'd brand hotsauce with charlie kirk's head and neck with accurately small face on every bottle and the hotsauce dispenser is the bullet hole in the side of his neck

seriously, I genuinely think resistance libs would eat this shit up if I advertised it on facebook

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Make a model of it for people to 3d print and then they can put the sauce in it

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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kirk is forever stuck in the humiliation-nexus.

no-mouth-must-scream

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Well shit then i guess he made it to (his own) heaven.

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

something tells me this is some acquaintance’s MLM

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It is.

That acquaintance is his wife.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

Not sure they were close enough for her to be called an acquaintance of his.

[–] driftwood@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago

When sauce hot but they keep suckin

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 days ago
[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

if anyone tries that ghost pepper hot sauce PLEASE let me know. ghost peppers genuinely feel like a bullet to the head (i imagine) so i would love to know if the sauce measures up

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