Giving credit is cool.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2026
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You don't need it to be humanoid. Form follows function and you can have forms dedicated for specific tasks. We don't need to do this.
Crab spider robots. They can traverse the house clinging to the ceiling. Fold laundry with 7 appendages at once. Chop veggies, stir the sauce, and operate the fleshlight attachment all at once.
There's a special edition brown one that's really good at yard work.
AKA Hire Anonymous Indian Teleworker for $500 month to pretend they're a robot to do your chores for a month.
Even if that was the case, it could still be an amazing value product for many middle class Western households.
AKA Hire Anonymous Indian Teleworker for ~~$500~~ $100/month to pretend they're a robot to do your chores for a month.
FTFY
I guarantee it does not have a robot that can do all my chores for me.
Man, renting one seems actually fun. I would send it on the roof to clean shingles and send it up trees. My basement flooded, good luck down there
True, the subscription pays for some Actually Indian dude to pilot it.
If they sold a version that let me pilot my own robot id probably buy one. Or two and have them fight!
hacker kits would be out so quick
If you are afraid that it won't wank you off I had the same worry. I contacted the manufacturer and wanking is def on the table.
The table is amateur hour. I want to be wanked on the sex swing. Can it accommodate?
It will literally finger-blast your anus without yiu asking.
Yea... I think we can swing a sex swing.
Does it come in green?
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I'd really prefer if my sexbot ejaculated green.
Can it just go to work for me and I do my chores at home. It can be on perpetual overtime
I'd have to come up more chores to justify that price. Who the hell is this for?
For very rich people where their wealth is already at some ridiculous level and what they value more is time
The company basically is trying to angle the robot as competition against hiring maids/butlers, which will probably cost more than 500$/mo
These bots are for the very rich, yes - to profit from those who will eventually need them to survive (disabled, elderly, those with three minimum wage jobs, ...).
If I had three minimum wage jobs in a future where that can rent a robot, then I'd have it carry me around. You'd see an android with a sleeping elder slung over its shoulder, politely maneuvering around the subway.
Matabots.
I'm either murdering or hacking (forceful fossification) them.
Sir, it's an ad. Why do it here