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[–] VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Sharia Law is now in effect, report to your nearest abortion clinic where immigrants will administer your mandatory hormone therapy and distribute vegan sack lunches."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Sounds fun. I'm here for it.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I can attest, my children just got back from school today and they already had gender re-assigment surgery.

[–] raspirate@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Excuse me for a moment while I take this obviously serious post very seriously.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Some may even identify as We/Won

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[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

>Democrats win the midterms in historic landslide

>Texas turns Blue

>Supply of cute, athletic, tan, blue eyed femboys/transgirls goes through the roof

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who's going to crash the grinder app now?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 22 hours ago
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[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 123 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I have a name that can be for boys or girls. For some reason, most people assume it's a girl's name and act accordingly.

When I was a kid, my parents signed me up for basketball. Someone thought it was a mistake for a person with my name to be on the boys team and moved me to the girls team, without telling me or my parents. I will never forget the embarrassment when I showed up to the first practice. I quit on the spot and didn't play basketball after that.

I like specifying the pronouns.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (12 children)

We as a society treat children like shit.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have already reported to the local mosque so we can implement the mandatory sharia law

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS SANGRIA LAW

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what gets chopped off if you lie to these hips

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I think you just won the dumbest comment I still upvoted reward

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do we get the mandatory pediatric bottom surgeries at the Sharia mosque, or just file the paperwork there?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Habibi, do not worry. They take care of everything and I even came away with a free set of buttplugs! A true white glove experience! (Well they were white at the start anyway...)

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[–] whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I’m a public sector employee, and when shit started going down about pronouns in emails, I added more pronouns to my emails.

Do not obey in advance, there are more of us than there are of them ❤️‍🩹

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (31 children)

A bunch of anti-trans ballot initiatives passed and a bunch of transphobic dems got elected.

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[–] FE80@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Culture symbology that annoys your enemies may be all you get.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Glad my work didn't actually delete all of the DEI stuff we were told to. We just hid it.

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