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[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 3 points 6 days ago

I've been on the platform for like a month and already told to go back to Reddit 3 times.

[–] allganic@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Stay in lemmy. Make your own instance and make it your way. And dont let the feudposters get you down.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

That’s sort of how it feels for me to sit on a bike seat, partly due to an accident while on a bike.

DAMN YOU CYCLE OF TRAUMA!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

"I'm gonna do a reverse 720... Onto your nut sack!"

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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*Twitter

Elon Musk's weird thing about the letter X can get in the sea along with him.

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if no one wants to call it twitter... just call it Musk Swastika.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I call it Xitter (Chinese pronunciation of Xi)

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mefisdo_dot_info@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I too was wondering what's going on there. My bet is it's his sock with a hole. Wouldn't take him for a man who wears red socks. Maybe it's his pantyhose.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are her crotchless panties he's never seen her wear.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

He's demonstrating a finger blasting. They're into roleplaying.

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No Lemmy user would tell anybody to go back to Reddit right?

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

searched for the most recent comment with "go back to reddit"
it was 3 hours ago, 2 when you sent that comment
https://sh.itjust.works/comment/28307931

[–] mafishfayda@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

and this is the reply that inspired me to make the meme: https://lemmy.world/comment/26666867

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't 😔 they restricted my account due to age verification for no reason

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

He can't. He's clearly a minor.

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[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
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[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Go back to digg and MySpace

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] AutumnalAdjacent@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

Well the issue is probably that you call it X

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just wish that redditors would stop shitting in obviously leftist places then getting angry for breaking rules.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

It's impossible that I could be wrong about praxis, so you must be a bot.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wasn't this a line drawing/cartoon before, likely with different captions? Also, wtf is dude doing in the upper right frame? Yelling at his deformed red hand while raising his middle finger?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been going back to forums and Hackernews

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I can’t get over scolding the kitty.

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Top right is actually screaming about his hand being devoured by the carrion beast.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What's "X"?

X-Men are pretty cool, is the kid a mutant?

I don't get it

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bobjones1665@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just got banned from Reddit again for stating all conservatives are child fucking savages and stating Kirk won't be missed and dropped friends on Facebook for being annoying tankies.

Fun times.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Careful not to cut yourself on all that edginess

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[–] drath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

So all roads lead to facebook, one way or the other

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