I prefer fortnightly, aka sex four times a night
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2026
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Oh, four fucks ache!
That’s excellent.
Fortnightsexual
It means you have sex twice. That's it.
OFC, else it would be called bi-weekly-sexual!
Cool, I still haven't used either of mine!
- "Any request before we unplug him from the machine...?"
it's two sexes per sex. i can't remember if that limits to infinity or 1.6 sexes
It's -1/12 actually
No, that's pansexuals
It's once every two decades, jeez, get it right!
quietly cries in the lonely corner
It is twice .
To avoid confusion it should be semisexual for sex twice per week and whortnightly for sex every two weeks.
Whorenightly?? Count me in
Kinda like if I drink half of a 5 hour energy drink. Do I get 100% of the energy for 2.5 hours or 50% energy for 5 hours?
50% for 5 hours, at least closer to, it's not exactly linear, but best approximation.
50% for 5 hrs. You'd have to snort it to get 100% for 2.5 hrs.
Kinda like it a dog wore pants, would they be on the bottom half, or the rear half?
Rear half obviously. Bottom half pants serve no purpose, they're objectively worse than tall boots. How would a belt even work?
They would wear suspenders, duh.
Suspenders around the hips and neck is a concept my mind can't resolve as anything but a bizarre novelty apron.
Depends on if your body gets saturated by that 50% for 2.5 hours. If yes, it's 100% energy for 2.5 hours. If 50% never saturates the body, it's 50% energy for 5 hours. If it temporarily saturates, then it's in between.
I had an Ex who thought daily, as in take one pill daily, meant every other day. I couldn't convince her and had to show her multiple sources for her to believe me. She was pissed too. Like sorry im trying to make sure your'e taking the right amount of medications to keep you healthy you ungrateful whore.
Im over it i swear...
What? How? Like... I just... What's the train of thought where that makes any sense?
Step 1: tenuous grasp on language. Step 2: even more tenuous. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit due to taking 1/2 the medication you should've been taking.
Functional illiteracy is a real problem.
Ask at the bodybuilder forum. They are great with stuff like this.
misc?
Pretty sure bisexual means you don't have sex at all.
That's bye-sexual
Tweakly — twice a week
Twockly — every two weeks
Betwixtly - twice within two weeks
Wrong. It means you have sex twice every time.
I am Buysexual.
If you buy me things, I'll have sex with you.
(also: if anyone knows the name of the Johnathan Taylor Thomas movie the above line came from, I'd love to know because I wanna see that movie again but I don't remember its name)
That's called prostitution.
I think it's every other sex
The French call it Bihebdomadairementsexuel
Bless you
I'm a bisexual the same way that I am bilingual. A bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages.
Sex every two weeks is semi-sexual.
It's the opposite. semi- is twice a week (or whatever). I google this to be sure every time, and it upsets me every time.
It's twice hourly, actually
IF you're married over 10 years, that twice a year or once every two years. It's long enough that you'll forget in between.
According to the FAA, bisexual is twice a week and bisexxiel is every two weeks.
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