Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going
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Beware the certainty of youth.
Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that
When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don't fuck yourself over
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma's fascist ashes down the toilet.
nuh uh
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...next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don't just dump it in like diarrhea.
Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn't worth the plumbing bill lol.
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This is dumb.
What you should've don't was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call "trauma smoke bombs" for the next protest
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I'm not grasping?
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls ...
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I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
I'm really sorry. π₯
Sorry for what? That my mother voted for Trump, went so far down the Q Anon hole that she publicly spewed anti vaccine propaganda, ultimately caught a bad case of Covid while having basically all of the high risk morbidity issues, barely managed to survive, then spend the last 2 years of her life as basically an invalid and ultimately die surrounded by garbage and dog shit?
Yeah, sorry that all that happened to you. Sorry that your mom wasn't a better person. Sorry that you had to lose her in that manner. Sorry that she was dumb and/or brainwashed enough to essentially sign her own death certificate. Sorry she didn't have the mental strength to get help. And last but not least sorry that you had to clean up a house full of garbage and dog shit. I'm sorry she wasn't a better mom. Nobody deserves that. :(
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Wonder how much the plumber's invoice came to.
If your toilet canβt flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, cβmon.
I won't buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. "This is a three-corpser, or your money back!"
Salesman nods at the luxury version..."of course with this one, you don't even need to cremate the body first!"
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Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
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Instant Nazi* Grandmaβ’ -- Just Add (Toilet) Water!
Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.
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Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
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Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing... AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!!
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Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I'm pretty sure that's right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
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So perfectly safe to flush, your sewage is not going straight into the environment. It's either treated or held in a septic tank and disposed of after it's emptied.
Sure some stuff may get out of either system, but the dose makes the poison as they say.
I wouldn't plant tomatoes in a mix of compost and human ashes, but if I scattered it across a whole field of tomatoes there would be no impact.
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Ashes isn't the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
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Taking "Rest in piss" to a more literal level
As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I'll take things that didn't happen for $5000, Alex
Hell yeah I'd do this_
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