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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Daily Doomer Megathread: bought a hard drive, had it shipped. It arrived broken.
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Rant? But I hate how the cliche of “hate begets hate” is always something told to victims of oppression and not the aggressor.
Like have you tried telling any chud “hate begets hate”? They’ll laugh it off, but you’ll hear those words a lot on tumblr when someone expresses even the smallest revenge fantasy against people who have been tormenting them all their life….and said by chuds too!
Funny how the “you can’t fight hate with hate” crowd thinks they can fight hate with hate with hate.
My barber was so confused about what had happened to my bangs that I had no choice but to explain how my rival had swung for my head in our homoerotic sword duel last week but I dodged at the last second so he only cut off a bit of my hair, so embarrassing
Leaf blowers should be illegal. I love being woken up by some asshole with a two stroke engine channeling Sisyphus and blowing leaves off his driveway ON A WINDY DAY THAT BLIWS THEM RIGHT BACK.
He's been at it for 4 hours & I can't see a difference
Leaf blowers are one consequence of lawns
Absolutely. And this dude uses his leaf blower at every opportunity too. A single leaf falls? Fire up the two stroke. He decides his driveway is dusty? Leaf blower time. Snow? You better believe he's up at 7 with his goddamn leaf blower.
I'm surprised he hasn't tried blowing the rain away, that's the only respite I get from that damn leaf blower
I hate lawns and the kind of behavior they create so much
Bun is a vibeslop marketing piece for Anthropic and Deno is proprietary now. Where did that bring you? Back to Node.js. 
Palantir Man: Brand New Surveillance (cw: capeshit)
They really did make the working class coded petra parker into a loner cis incel who brags about mass surveillance to the cops.
The memory erasure thing is also getting retconned of course because it was a terrible idea to immediately dump your series spanning main cast into the angst pool of forced drama and self-loathing that was entirely forced and out of character for all three of them. Also the 4 year timeskip in the start of the movie is jaw dropping considering how tightly paced the first three movies were.
Also having the main villain be a telepath is a massive fumble since now you have to magically explain why she doesn't affect the incel spiderman and also does irredeemable shit but gets a redemption arc.
I binge watched all the tom Holland spider man movies and omfg they really dropped the ball with brand new day. It feels so soulless and cheaply made that I ended up getting to the end of the movie and feeling shocked that it just ended.
I have no idea how it did so well other than the massive inertia of the first trilogy.
Dear Firefox version 156: In what universe is "movie" considered a misspelling?
I think I remember hearing some issues with ai and romhacking nowadays, anyone more familiar is it to due with poor vibe code and or the principle of not using ai because I can see both.
probably a bunch of people making garbage because the barrier to entry is so much lower
Fuck cars.
Fuuuuuuuuuck cars.
learning about deadlock lore

Once Warden gets over his shyness and actually talks to the others, he will be the protagonist of the anti-patron storyline with the Lash, Venator, Baba, and let's say, Nurse Harrow
some guy: You should name this whale "Moby"
Herman Melville: I have a better idea
I’m a meta-impressionist, in that I get the general idea behind Impressionism.
yes I do headcannon every show one actor has been into each other, how can you tell
I thought the secret opt out of spam calls was a list you sign up on but nah, I thought blocking them was gonna work but nah and I thought listening to the spam call and pushing the do not call button will work but nah. I think I'm just gonna have to personally go to these finance bros and beat the shit out of them
It's 1000% wolf of walstreet assholes trying to make it big by trying to be like the big players of finance so they don't even have the decency to get luigi'd or anything
I have been seeing Michael Bay Transformers Revisionism, now that there is a new movie out i have seen reddit posts cause I was tryong to sell my Beast Wars Toys of the Transformers Reddit glazing the Bayformers movie. This feels like the Star Wars Prequels again but even more. The Bay Transformers movies are absolute pure trash. The prequels were at least the unfiltered vision of a very strange man. Bayformers was disgusting uninteresting slop, I thought less of those who enjoyed it then and ill have an even lower opinion of those who have nostalgia for is. It's some of the lowest brow trash ever
Finally a movie take we can agree on ^ - ^ I respect the desire to critically reappraise and assess them, but holy shit they're so bad. Do not say that bayformers was good.
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There's a video where some youtubers or podcast people put on the first four or so movies at the same time and realised the movies all hit the same beats around the same moments. It's like these movies were just written to a formula and they filled in the details for whatever bullshit the new one was about.
Rlm watching 5 at a time
Been rewarching the Romero zombie mocvies cause spooky time. Night of the Living Dead was way better than I remember and I already loved it. Watching Dawn and it's okay. They were clearly having a lot of fun, but for a solo, in the dark before bed watch instead of a with drinks and friends watch, its doesnt hage much substance. Day of the Dead is my fave and thats tomorrow.
Edit: in the scene where they're parking trucks in front of the doors theres a zombie that really looks like Donald Trump. I'm watching it on DVD so I couldnt screenshot
Instead of Harem Anime, there should be one where the entire cast is devoted to setting the two romantic interests who are too oblivious to see they might have something together
Do you think meaningful character interaction could be drawn from a story entirely about how the protagonists need others to do relationship autonomy for them............ big if.....
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Reading We Have Always Lived In The Castle - horror novel. The protagonist is an 18 year old gir from a extremely rich family. Everytime she goes into the village, all of the villagers bully her.
You're supposed to be sympathetic to her, but Im rooting for the villagers.
The desire to use "low empathy" as an insult the same way chuds use "low IQ" but realising that would probably make me sounds like a jackass
If you’re looking for a few substitutes, I like insults that basically call them low class like “trashy” and whatnot, so “pig” is always a good one.
Outwoked the queer devil, smoke their ass
All I ever do is tell people they can do whatever they want forever. I feel like and also have anecdotal evidence that this isn't useful and doesn't work on anybody, but I do it all the fucking time because I'm a complete dork. It's just like, okay for example, if someone says to me that they never developed a taste for makeup or doing their nails or for shoes or jewelry or having fancy style, that they can't bring themselves to like any of it, I'm like "sick rock on, do what makes you feel good". So if they follow it up with "And in some respects, that feels like a failure" then like, well, I dunno. It's like, you don't have to live up to any idea of femininity, if you don't like it. I don't even think 'being a tomboy' really alienates you from other women, honestly. (Does it? I don't feel like it does) You should do literally whatever you want and not feel like it invalidates your "claim" to womanhood, or shit like that. It's not wrong or even unusual, you should absolutely not feel like you're failing over it.
...but saying that isn't gonna fuckin' cure someone's insecurity over their gender and/or expression, right? Not that any one single thing ever could, but y'know, it doesn't help. Could be it's one of those things where 'help' is not required but it always makes me feel deeply useless bc I am extremely socially inept & feel like I cannot communicate meaningfully about gender, I guess.
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"Gender IS inherently authoritarian" watching liberals talk abt gender be like
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Groundskeeper Willie
Groundskeeper wheelie


The closest I've ever come to talking in real life about my personal, deeply stupid hobby is explaining it to the psychologist. Which is probably good, because it would be pretty weird if I cornered someone in real life about Nearly Roadkill.
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