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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Damned! I was about to go to bed and instead I read that thread. Now I won't have my 8 hours… :(

[–] kettuli@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I have once (1) woken up feeling completely refreshd and ready for the day without any chemical assistance and I still feel revolted thinking that that’s normal for some people.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That's me every day. Sleep like a baby every night.

As a bonus, I have a bizarre talent of being able to wake up exactly when I need to. I always wake up before my alarm, even when I set it for earlier than usual.

[–] MaXsteri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I had that for one summer. Consistently waking 10 minutes before my alarm. So consistently that I stopped bothering to even set an alarm.

It was great, right up until the clocks went back and I was left waking up over an hour before I needed to.

Weirdly, the only way I found to break the cycle was to start setting an alarm.

[–] tuxed@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Disgusting

(...ly jealous, please teach me your ways)

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

"So first you need to buy my book, it will change your life, trust me"

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Sometimes you really do just have narcolepsy or another incurable "your sleep is fucked" disorder though. So don't feel like it's a personal failing if every doctor you speak to shrugs and tells you to just deal with it

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

I get that every time I go to bed at around 5-7 AM and wake up 5-8 hours later. Try it

But also

Get tested for sleep apnea, that makes you feel more tired after sleeping

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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

I can't imagine being unable or unwilling to sleep. Sleep is my go-to favorite method of escapism. I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. And my dreams invariably fill the voids in my life, like cuddling with soft fluffy loving precious housepets that I don't actually have, my children when they were in their adorable toddler stage, love & romance, family, big clean white house that I don't actually live in, but always do in my dreams. I've never tried drugs & never will, but the bliss I experience from sleeping seems comparable to how people describe heroin. Except sleep costs nothing, is always available, causes no trouble, & is a whole lot healthier than heroin 😄

The most fantastical part of dungeons and dragons is the 8h long rest that heals you up and gives you all your skills back.

[–] blackbirdbiryani@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you have trouble sleeping but don't have an obvious medical causes for it, I highly recommend simply abstaining from caffeine entirely (sub for decaf) and try reading for an hour before bed, no phone usage. It's miraculous how much of a difference it makes. I still sometimes have caffeine as a treat on the weekends, but only before noon.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People who think they're 100% fine if they drink it before 2pm should check out how half life works. Not the game, the pharmaceutical concept. It's super interesting.

Since it compounds, if you drink one cup in the morning, you will still have roughly 13% of that caffeine in your body at midnight. Both from the morning coffee, and the dregs over the last week. And that's if your body processes it at an average speed; some people have a long half life of 10 hours, and the math gets crazy. You end up with like 40% of a coffee in your blood at midnight, and it's a wonder why you can't sleep!

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Speaking as a primarily coffee free person who drinks really seldom: that is true. I drink only when I had tough day prior and have to work with barely any sleep. It holds me like a superglue, duct tape and bunch of clamps. I drink a cup at around 7am but no late than 10am. I struggle to fall asleep at 10pm on the days I drink it. I still hear my heart beat and even if I'm tired, my brain can't u wind and slow down to the falling asleep speeds.

Being decaf is all'n'cool and I feel great after a long streak of 8h+ sleeps each day. But once in a while I drink a cup and it shows. I can feel it. My wife can feel it. Coworkers probably can see it too. I am a different type of a person once I drink it.

I guess people with high(er) caffeine tolerance are fine. But I can't imagine drinking more than 2 cups a day. It would screw me so much. People at work drink 7 cups a day. Makes me wonder every time how their life is going.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Unless your brain gets a calming and mellowing effect from caffeine. Many ADHD people have that. Personally, I sleep very well to better with a little bit of caffeine but I can drink a Bang or other high caffeine energy drink and still zonk out without any struggles and sleep comfortably. It doesn't stop my sleep, but can help me be awake if I want to.

(Half life still exists, I'm just talking about the whole "can't sleep with caffeine" thing)

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Adderall too. My buddy with ADHD would take his right before a nap lol

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same here for the most part, and I've been told a few times that it might be a sign of ADHD. I also have a low resting heart rate (low 40s), and I wonder if that plays a role.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I used to have barychardia too but only in the low 50s. Got it down to 30 once during an experiment in my oceanography class. That was actually kinda painful.

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was running quite a bit, my resting heart rate dropped into the 30s in the early morning hours (while sleeping). I can't say that I've experienced 30 with my eyes open though - that had to be an interesting feeling.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah it was a little weird but felt like each pump was harder so it made my chest hurt a little.

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I get 8 hours sleep and consistently feel tired and awful every time. 10 hours, 6 hours, far better experiences.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You want to try waking up at a multiple of 90 minutes, or using an alarm that wakes you up in line with your sleep cycles. Eight hours usually wakes you up in the middle of deep sleep

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

90 minutes is the average sleep cycle, but it varies between people. Some need to find their own cycle time. Phone apps that use the accelerometer to detect tossing and turning can help with that.

/cc @Wataba@sh.itjust.works

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

E.g. "sleep as android", best app I ever bought

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Also consider caffeine intake and eating too close to bed time. Both can be disruptors. "I can drink caffeine any time if day and it doesn't mess with my sleep." I lied to myself too for years while working 2 jobs and horrifically stressed. I get it, we deal with our struggles when they exist. But during 2020 when I wasn't working I decided to figure out how to sleep. Turns out stopping caffeine around 1-2 pm and not eating within 3hrs of going to bed made CRAZY improvements. If possible, reduce room lighting/no overhead bright lights the hour before bed too.

Life doesn't always let us make these changes, but if you can it can help.

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[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Sleeps 3 hours - tired

Sleeps 6 hours - tired

Sleeps 8 hours - tired

Sleeps 10 hours - tired

Sleeps 12 hours - tired

Sleeps 18 hours - tired

Sleeps 20 hours - maybe operational for 30 minutes

People: "YoU hAvE tO dO sPoRtS!1!1"

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I sleep better and have more energy when I exercise, and it sucks.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I don’t, it sucks. I’m purely working out for vanity reasons and it’s not even helping me sleep lol

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I sleep fine. It's waking that's hard. If it's not when my body wants to wake, I hate life for the first sixish hours of the day. Doesn't matter if I had 3 hours or 10.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

I just started using that feature on some smart watches that wakes you up when you're in light sleep within 30 minutes of your alarm, and DANG--game changer, seriously. For the last few mornings I've woken up feeling better after six hours of sleep than on a lot of mornings where I've had a hard wakeup after nine.

EDIT: It's called "Smart Wake" on Android and Garmin watches, it's an app like "AutoWake" for Apple Watch, and it's "Smart Alarm" for Pebble.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My brain has a better feature.
If I am supposed to go somewhere, I just wake up every 15-30 minutes until I finally see the right time on my watch. Doesn't even need to be smart one.
Do I feel light-headed and tired? Yes. But it's for free!

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[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got treated for sleep apnea, got treatment for my chronic insomnia, I stay off my electronics for at least an hour before bed, I don't have any caffeine except a cup of coffee in the morning, and all that and I still get god awful sleep and wake up feeling like shit.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Might be depression my guy

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

i have do 8-10hrs, anymore will make me groggy throughout the day, and wierdly ill.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

My new place creaks a lot. My roommate paces the house all night and doesn’t sleep. Which means I don’t sleep.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

I either get 4-1/2 hours or 12 hours, there is no in between.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I wouldn’t know

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I always go to bed early enough to get 7-8 hours of sleep, but according to the sleep tracker on my watch, I sleep like shit. It's no wonder I'm always so fucking tired.

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