Im evil but in a cool satanic way with a dark fortress. Not in a nazi billionaire way.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2026
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He's not even cool in that way either.
I think I've made this point before but all these tech ghouls are just lame nerds. They have the money and the power to do cool James Bond villain shit but they don't. Elon is too busy going on podcasts to build an island fort with a trap door that drops into a shark tank, or have sexy ninja bodyguards.
I think we can all agree Elon needs to stay off islands in general. Probably Thiel too, but definitely Elon
Well yeah, that's one thing you can say for James Bond villains, it seems like their harems of sexy ladies in bikinis lounging around their skull bases were of legal age, I hope.
In a high castle perhaps?
Lots of lava. A drawbridge. Some henchmen.
I think I would make a pretty good henchman
I don't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong
Do you have that rare blend of invulnerable and expendable?
And a powder blue Nissan Stanza
Peter Thiel? more like Penis Shitheel.
blammo. gottem.
Peda phiel
PedaThiel works. I like it.
Chuds: “I am the bad guy! Morals are for the weak!”
Leftists: “People like you cannot be trusted with power, you should pay taxes so you can have less power.”
westerner reaction: “That’s STEALING! That’s a bad bad thing and you’re a big fat meanie! Leave the poor billionaire alone!”
Not being misanthropic, I hate the death cult that’s taken over the world.
His argument is just if people think you're evil, it's because you're so competent at doing bad stuff that you're good because competency = goodness.
I could competently strangle him to death and according to him I'm good. According to everyone else I'm the best.
uncritical support in your self improvement journey
Yes, evil is good for BUSINESS, not people.
That's WHY we call it evil.
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Gear 5 Luffy should 1:1 Peter thiel
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Whenever I see this repugnant jerk I get the urge to just completely ruin a woodchipper by throwing him into it.
Horseshoe moral theory