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But I fear I don't need one

Edit: he said this in his antichrist speech

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[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's not even cool in that way either.

I think I've made this point before but all these tech ghouls are just lame nerds. They have the money and the power to do cool James Bond villain shit but they don't. Elon is too busy going on podcasts to build an island fort with a trap door that drops into a shark tank, or have sexy ninja bodyguards.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think we can all agree Elon needs to stay off islands in general. Probably Thiel too, but definitely Elon

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Well yeah, that's one thing you can say for James Bond villains, it seems like their harems of sexy ladies in bikinis lounging around their skull bases were of legal age, I hope.