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Now listen to me. I know it might not be a sea shanty but The rocky road to dublin grabbed me real good, what do ye lads say aboot that? A real stomper if ye ask me!
Certified banger, glad sinners brought it to the masses! I wasn't the only one singing it last St. Pat's!
Maybe switch to a different language, and see if that changes things up. Still a lot of sailing and stabbing though
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...
A letter of ~~mark~~ marque came from the king
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
the last of Barrett's privateers.
Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town
(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now)
For 20 brave men all fishermen who…
Would make for him the Antelope's crew.
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
The Antelope, she was a sickening sight!
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight!
^[FTFY with affection homie]^
(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!)
She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags!
One time in high school this girl came up to our lunch table and said "isn't it funny how white people have no culture?" so I looked at the only other white guy at the table and sang the first line to this song, and then he sang back. We had never even discussed it before, lucky guess that he knew it. Everyone else asked wtf that was and I said "oh you wouldn't understand, it's a white people thing".
It's not that white people have no culture,
It's that everything that originated from a predominantly white cultures get labeled either as "colonizer culture" or as a "white supremacist dogwhistle."
Also, if anyone claims that something is a "white culture thing," then suddenly they're racist.
If you don't believe me, just show up to a multiculturalism group and try to celebrate Irish culture or mention being proud of your irish heritage. They'll assume that makes you a white supremacist and chase you out.
It's not that white people have no culture,
It's that everything that originated from a predominantly white cultures get labeled either as "colonizer culture" or as a "white supremacist dogwhistle."
Also, if anyone claims that something is a "white culture thing," then suddenly they're racist.
If you don't believe me, just show up to a multiculturalism group and try to celebrate Irish culture or mention being proud of your irish heritage. They'll assume that makes you a white supremacist and chase you out.
Got it, folk songs about labor it is
We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die...
Check out the Dreadnoughts, fucking amazing Canadian band
Tires of sea shanties? Might I suggest some land shanties instead?
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n-GQcUzZkJlnZVM46fmDlG01Iznbr2ItE
The internet saw one guy’s YouTube video of him doing a 4-part arrangement of Wellerman and now everyfuckingbody thinks they love sea shanties.
I liked sea shanties before they were cool
Started for me with Muppet Treasure Island, then reinforced with Assassin's Creed Black Flag.

I got into it because of the Aubrey/Maturin novels. They mention a few of them in there and I made a playlist of them.
Then I created an Irish Rock Pandora station for March and that had a ton more.
This one is my favorite, but the whole album is a banger
Yeah, I totally don't have a 3 hour long sea shanty playlist, no sireee
I miss me lass
No lie, singing shanties with my wife while we're cleaning the kitchen... makes the cleaning wayyy more fun
A swingin' sword, a skull and bones, and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST! (Screw it!)
Sailing down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea
If you wanna reach the co-op boy, you gotta get by me!
Har-har!