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[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

There once was a ship that put to sea, the name of the ship was the Billy of Tea...

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Now listen to me. I know it might not be a sea shanty but The rocky road to dublin grabbed me real good, what do ye lads say aboot that? A real stomper if ye ask me!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Certified banger, glad sinners brought it to the masses! I wasn't the only one singing it last St. Pat's!

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Maybe switch to a different language, and see if that changes things up. Still a lot of sailing and stabbing though

It's a shame we already have the last shanty

[–] countvon@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A letter of ~~mark~~ marque came from the king

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,

the last of Barrett's privateers.

[–] Poop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh Elcid Barrett cried the town

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now)

For 20 brave men all fishermen who…

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would make for him the Antelope's crew.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Antelope, she was a sickening sight!

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight!

^[FTFY with affection homie]^

(How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!)

She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags!

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One time in high school this girl came up to our lunch table and said "isn't it funny how white people have no culture?" so I looked at the only other white guy at the table and sang the first line to this song, and then he sang back. We had never even discussed it before, lucky guess that he knew it. Everyone else asked wtf that was and I said "oh you wouldn't understand, it's a white people thing".

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

It's not that white people have no culture,

It's that everything that originated from a predominantly white cultures get labeled either as "colonizer culture" or as a "white supremacist dogwhistle."

Also, if anyone claims that something is a "white culture thing," then suddenly they're racist.

If you don't believe me, just show up to a multiculturalism group and try to celebrate Irish culture or mention being proud of your irish heritage. They'll assume that makes you a white supremacist and chase you out.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

It's not that white people have no culture,

It's that everything that originated from a predominantly white cultures get labeled either as "colonizer culture" or as a "white supremacist dogwhistle."

Also, if anyone claims that something is a "white culture thing," then suddenly they're racist.

If you don't believe me, just show up to a multiculturalism group and try to celebrate Irish culture or mention being proud of your irish heritage. They'll assume that makes you a white supremacist and chase you out.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Got it, folk songs about labor it is

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die...

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first ones in line for that pie in the sky!

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

🎵I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night...

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Check out the Dreadnoughts, fucking amazing Canadian band

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Zajebiscie, Kurwa! Fucking love the Dreadnoughts :)

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tires of sea shanties? Might I suggest some land shanties instead?

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n-GQcUzZkJlnZVM46fmDlG01Iznbr2ItE

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The internet saw one guy’s YouTube video of him doing a 4-part arrangement of Wellerman and now everyfuckingbody thinks they love sea shanties.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I liked sea shanties before they were cool

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Started for me with Muppet Treasure Island, then reinforced with Assassin's Creed Black Flag.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I got into it because of the Aubrey/Maturin novels. They mention a few of them in there and I made a playlist of them.

Then I created an Irish Rock Pandora station for March and that had a ton more.

This one is my favorite, but the whole album is a banger

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I totally don't have a 3 hour long sea shanty playlist, no sireee

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Windrose is a pretty good game but the shanty button makes it peak.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could use a bit more variation though. It gets old pretty quick.

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[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I miss me lass

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

No lie, singing shanties with my wife while we're cleaning the kitchen... makes the cleaning wayyy more fun

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This was the best part of playing AC: Black Flag for me.

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[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones, and pleasant company

I never pay my income tax and screw the GST! (Screw it!)

Sailing down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea

If you wanna reach the co-op boy, you gotta get by me!

Har-har!

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