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The libertarian copypasta, with the coin-operated guns, is the purest expression of ancapism
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2026
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it's a classic folks
I always get librarian and libertarian mixed up when reading.
real cbt has never been tried
Is it really even CBT if you don't pull out the habañero sauce?
Is it even real CBT if you get to pull out of the habeñero sauce?
Codern Bonetary Theory
Central Borscht Tribunal
Ancaps often do believe real capitalism has existed, but like in specific villages in ancient Iceland where stepping into someone else's front yard was punishable by death. And also there were slaves.
Getting eaten by bears is too honorable a death for them
Honestly a fantastic example of why anarchocapitalism type shit doesn't work. The Sturlung Era was marked by constant violence and political instability between feuding clans until Norway showed up and rolled the whole country into its kingdom
And also there were slaves.
Ancaps really have just taken that American hyperindividualism to its most absurd extreme. They won't be a slave working in the coca cola mines, because they're the main character of reality, and the only reason they aren't a big billionaire right now is because of the pesky government keeping them down.
Real capitalism has never been tried
False. Barry tried it once, said he didn't like it.
Barry
You mean Barack Hussein?
No, my mate Barry. He works down at the car wash. Nice guy. Always gives people free air fresheners.
That's guy is pretty okay. Who doesn't like a free pine tree shaped air freshener?
Exactly. He's the kind of guy you can sit down and have a beer with. And if he doesn't like Capitalism, I can't imagine the rest of us would.
Jokes aside, real capitalism is why our fish have mercury in them
Real posting has never been tried.
The Large Posting Collider at CERN may one day momentarily capture a Goodpost, which at this time only exists in theory
I can already imagine a lemmyworlder seeing this post and being like: 
Real capitalism has never been tried
Real capitalism has never been tried
Something something real capitalism something something capital region of america something something sparkling oligarchy
Coca-cola Dictatorship, where one corporation exploits everyone: perfect ancap utopia
Pepsi/Cola Republic, where multiple corporations unite on shared interest against workers: socialist hellhole
never bean tried
Me when I look at a bunch of hacks who all repeat slight variations of the same joke (who are all lovely people<3):
PUTIN HAS BRAINWASHED THESE PEOPLE
Why else?
It's only real capitalism when all hands are invisible.
I've never been so tired of real capitalism
I'm using my Make An Adult Wish on getting real capitalism to be tried.
Real hivemind has never been tried.
Real capitalism has never been tried
I only communicate in cliches
China is actually capitalist and CPC is the republican party