If that's jizz, it's fresh, that shit oxidizes pretty quickly.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2026
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Thats a blacklight photo.
Wow that's nuts
Deez nuts.
Underrated comment
Sh, yes, the top rated comment is underrated.
Ah, yes, one of the two comments on a post is underrated.
Fucking crime scene. He tried to rip its head off.
That's pretty high up
Maybe a top bunk, so the vertical distance is deceptive if you’re thinking floor-to-ceiling. Maybe. Even so, the horizontal spread is suspicious - I would expect tighter grouping on that axis. The photo is likely staged, imo.
Look at Dexter over here with the spatter analysis.
Had you considered that they might have turned to their side, but not always positioned at the exact same longitude of the bed and possibly lacking precise control of themselves in the moment? Also, I hate myself for thinking about this as much as I have.
I think its called splatter analysis
That's also assuming that this was carried out over multiple sessions.
Depending on the circumstances cum can be shot at pretty high velocities (e.g. how tight someone is grabbing the shaft) but the majority of those loads are very high up the wall. If it was just a few then that wouldn't seem too out of the ordinary but damn.
Little brother in the bottom bunk is like "why is the wall so sticky?"
"Why's it smell like mommy's kisses?"
:(
Mom found the nut wall!
This looks like a standard rack from a naval vessel. Kinda glad I don't have to use one anymore.
Or maybe it's just a Sin City character was murdered here
Someone found the photos of Andy’s wall again
Leyley's gonna be pissed