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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I love how the comments boil down to:

  • Young [completely ordinary item], and
  • Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."

People just want any opportunity to vent.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Tbf I'd want to vent about that too

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Young electron

[-] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?

Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

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[-] SkySyrup@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago
[-] shalva97@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.

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[-] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 6 months ago
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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 6 months ago

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 months ago
[-] Pooptimist@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Young social anxiety

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago

Young Herpes

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago
[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

No no, the picture is young (i.e. recent) not the wife.

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[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago
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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] krondo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Young existential dread.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Young Imposter Syndrome

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 6 months ago

Young Empty Wallet

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Young Epipen

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago
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[-] Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

Young guilt of not visiting grandpa the week before he died

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

It's sad but it's ok. We all can only make choices in the present moment, including today, and including that week. I know you would have liked to see him more, but you did see him before that. And if you did see him that week, there could still be days in between. It starts to look more and more arbitrary. What's important is you all love each other, and I'll bet he would want you to enjoy your loving memories with him now.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Young Depression

[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.

I got 99 problems and I am them.

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[-] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago
[-] _danny@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Young crippling depression

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[-] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Image Transcription: Twitter Posts


Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

[-] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Young Childhood-Trauma

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

[-] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Young Mitochondria

[-] subverted_per@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Young Athsma Inhaler

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
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[-] Muscar@discuss.online 3 points 6 months ago
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