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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I love how the comments boil down to:

Young [completely ordinary item], and
Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

"Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."

People just want any opportunity to vent.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Tbf I'd want to vent about that too

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Young electron

[-] wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?

Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Young Back Pain

Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow

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[-] SkySyrup@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

"Young eye pain"

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[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Young Pocket Sand

[-] shalva97@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.

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[-] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 10 months ago

Young Chapstick

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[-] Pooptimist@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Young social anxiety

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 10 months ago

Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 months ago

Classic

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Young picture of my wife

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

... How young...?

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

No no, the picture is young (i.e. recent) not the wife.

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[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Young Aspergers

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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Young D20

[-] krondo@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Young existential dread.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Young Herpes

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Young Imposter Syndrome

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago

Young Empty Wallet

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Young asthma inhaler

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Young Epipen

[+] Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It's sad but it's ok. We all can only make choices in the present moment, including today, and including that week. I know you would have liked to see him more, but you did see him before that. And if you did see him that week, there could still be days in between. It starts to look more and more arbitrary. What's important is you all love each other, and I'll bet he would want you to enjoy your loving memories with him now.

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Young Penis

wait.

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Young Depression

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.

I got 99 problems and I am them.

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[-] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

Young Keys

[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Young crippling depression

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[-] Driveway4964@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Young Lactose Intolerance

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase

[-] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Young Childhood-Trauma

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower

[-] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Young cuts

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Image Transcription: Twitter Posts

Matt, @mattwhitlockPM

your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go

B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty

Young Student Loan Debt

[-] lethargic_lemming@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Young Mitochondria

[-] subverted_per@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Young Athsma Inhaler

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Young Wallet

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[-] Muscar@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago

Young snus

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