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[–] Zensate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

When lawyers complain they got a bad rep

But ... the whole point is making it bigger!

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Actually hilarious

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Candidate for the American Supreme Court.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah, lawyers care what words mean.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

"Fuck that's so stupid why the hell did I date you. Fuck off trash."

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I didn't ask to read this post. This post asked to get in from of my eyes. In not saying reading it was right, but don't try to make this post bigger than it was.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 29 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It's always fun to see people who learned how to debate from posting online bring that energy to real life. Just a fun reminder that sometimes learning something can actually make you more of an idiot.

Sometimes I'm really thankful that my brain was already mostly developed before the Internet became popularized. Lord only knows what my autistic ass would have done with all the terrible information available nowadays.

[–] IamMoonPie@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

It’s like they have enough intelligence to retain information, but absolutely no ability to form complex thoughts and do anything with said information.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago

Just a fun reminder that sometimes learning something can actually make you more of an idiot

I feel like these people are idiots to begin with, and the fact they learned just pointed then into a different flavor of idiocy

[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 105 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Gaslighting behaviour: reframing, deflection, minimisation.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

A common misconception. The more historically-accurate term is gaslamping.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 81 points 14 hours ago (10 children)

Gaslighting isn't real. You made it up.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

They teach that as executive presence in management trainings

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 46 points 15 hours ago

I often think that there’s no way a man could possibly achieve levels of douchebaggery so high that he sends a message like this unironically. Then I get in my car and see large pickup trucks behaving the way they do.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Someone trying really hard to ignore the ~~transitive~~ symmetric property.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 21 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This would be the symmetric property my friend.

Transitive would be: if you're my girlfriend, and you have a girlfriend, then she is my girlfriend.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

My girlfriend?

Our girlfriend.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 55 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely. Except he didn't add how she hates him because of his freedom.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Do conservatives still say that? I remember Dubya saying that decades ago - and my wife and I still laugh at that occasionally. Anytime we have a minor convenience it's because someone hates our freedom.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Usually not in those exact words. But everything adjacent to those words. Ben Shapiro repeatedly makes the comment that liberals hate America. Except he can't say liberals. They're the radical left. They're Democrats that hate America. Their DSA the hate America. They hate its abundance. They hate its progress. They hate its free markets. Unfortunately, one of the good things about Ben Shapiro is he does specify who "they" are. And he calls out people who don't specify who "they" are. It's one of the only good things about him.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I always find this stuff funny, but it sucks that so many people hear it and take it seriously. The idea of anyone that doesn't vote Republican just hating America because of our abundance, progress, or freedom is just ridiculous. But I suppose he can't go out there telling the truth or he'd lose his audience.

It's like those graphics you see on Fox News about the "radical left" ideas like free healthcare and affordable housing.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

He is losing audience. The Tucker/Fuentes right are cannibalizing his audience. Becoming a Trump Supporter didn't help him because he did it right before Trump supporters started thinking Trump wasn't radical enough.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 57 points 17 hours ago

Wut. Too old for this shit

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 14 hours ago

All of the red in the world has been sucked up and consumed and placed into this flag.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago (3 children)
[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Oh wow, I forgot about this!

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

We got a Stavvy’s World caller

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