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(Shamelessly stealing this image from some crackpot carnivore diet community elsewhere on the lemmyverse, with which I have never once interacted, but noticed I have been banned from. Lulz.)

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[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 37 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Hey, last I checked, you have omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans. Pretty much no one is purely carnivore. Besides, I've never heard of an omnivore complain about having to eat "plants" (spices), unless it's a child who doesn't like broccoli or something.

[–] cass1312@piefed.blahaj.zone 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There is actually a weird group of people doing a carnivore diet where you basically only eat animal products. Literally to the point of what the meme posted says of not eating like spices, or food cooked in olive oil. It's wild lol.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I follow some of those people.

What I learned is you shouldn't do it. Do you know what happens to your poop when you take out fiber from your diet? It just leaks out.

Others claim extreme constipation like 3 days. I don't know if I believe that.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

extreme constipation like 3 days

Fun fact: this is not extreme. Extreme is more than a week. 3 days is the minimal threshold for constipation.

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[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact, those two things go together. My oldest is autistic and needed several rounds of feeding therapy before he'd eat anything but Chicken Nuggets like 90% of the time.

if your constipation gets extreme enough your bowels start being unable to pull liquid out of what comes into them. So you go from being unable to poop at all to suddenly just having the still liquid stuff leaking out around the blockage being the only thing that can come out.

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[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For the British: the things shown in the picture are spices. You add them to food to make it have taste.

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And, sugar is not a spice.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Vegetarians and vegans just hate plants more than they love animals.

It’s the mineral eaters you really need to keep your eye on.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly you are making this argument in seriousness and good faith, so excuse me while I spend a couple of nights and more paragraphs than anyone will read to fully articulate my carefully crafted rebuttal.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's crazy how many people got hurt by a meme in shitpost community.

Good job OP!

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

*Takes a bow*

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Regardless of your take on the ethics of meat, this argument is nonsensical from either side.

Mixtures of things have different effects than their component parts.

It's like saying if the hot chocolate just tastes like the cocoa powder, why don't I just eat the cocoa powder?

Because the texture and nature of the water give it a property too.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

The only plant I put on a steak is a little black pepper. I put more rocks (salt) on it than plants.

[–] chrisashtear@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Garlic, soy sauce, salt. Usually on a london broil, but that steak is SO good.

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[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Meat is too delicious, I need to add a little plant based poison to it each time to avoid meat addiction.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Didn't some meat-guy literally try to argue vegetables are toxic to humans or some shit

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean if you stuff your mouth with 30 kgs of carrots you will die. Sounds toxic to me :D

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I've cut back on meat over the past couple of years, but I reserve the right to have a plate of chicken tenders when coping with emotional distress.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In medical literature and studies, vegans are often described as someone who eats meat no more than once a month. :)

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Vegetarian + tendies" is completely valid.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like plant too. Why discriminate 🤷‍♂️

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[–] CTDummy@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You probably downvoted one of the orbiting cult communities Jet polices and so he banned you from all of them. He bans anyone who downvotes those communities. Though now he does it by a proxy account these days by the looks.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Probably. I have had interactions with them in comments on posts before too. Oh well, anyway.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Banning for a single downvote seems a bit extreme lol

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The right spices enhance the flavor of the meat without overpowering it

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Same with vegitables and other foods. It's what herbs and spices do when used properly.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

So one of my favorite seasonings to add to hamburger, along with other beef and some pork stuff is..... Beef Bullion.

Now you may scoff at the idea of this redundancy, but give it a try next time you make hamburger or beef tacos or whatever. if not, you're missing out.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Now you should buy stock and use it instead of water in most cooking.

Or better yet, save ya bones and end pieces of meat and veg, brown it and use it to make your own. You can do this just before you cook, or whenever and just freeze or can it. If you go with the store stuff, buy stock based off of which one has the highest protein content.

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Shih_Tzu_Farts@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing as I eat both, is fine

[–] danielfm123@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My wife add flavor at to meat, I like it just with salt.

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[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Best of both worlds!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a controversy among the carnivore diet community, where someone got smeared as a "vegan" for seasoning his meat, and really liking chili peppers.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Imagine how warped your mind has to be, to find spices and plants controversial.

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[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta add some veggies to your diet.

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