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[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 93 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When the greatest thrasher of all time tells you to be respectful, you'd better fucking listen.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Especially when he's lived there for 20 years and has sufficient fluency to be asked onto live television as a commentator.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Not just commentary, but actual hosting of shows.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Fujiyama

The title might as well have said "host of rock Fujiyama, Marty Friedman"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 26 points 1 week ago

I'd be sweating bullets, that's for sure.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Really fucking tired of shitty people ruining tourism all over the world.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People have always been shitty tourists. We just have cell phones now. And influencers, I guess.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think its more influences and social media driving this bullshit. You can't go anywhere touristy (including Japan including locals) without seeing influences hogging space to take thousands of photos with dumb poses so they can select the one photo that makes them look good "with little effort."

I saw it in Tokyo Disney with 10 women who all looked identical taking identical photos all right next to one another. I saw it in Sensō-ji with Japanese women dressed in kimono blocking both sides of a bridge to take a zillion photos. I've seen it in Hawaii and Mexico. Shit disgusts the fuck out me and I think these people are pathetic as fuck as well as the people who follow them.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't go to many touristy places and it was great. No crowds or queues.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I generally avoid anything touristy and try to explore areas where locals live. Sometimes if you’re there already you have to look though.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was just in LA and shocked at how people will just take up the entire sidewalk in Hollywood boulevard to take a photo with their favorite star. You’re walking along in a crowded area and almost run into them when they suddenly stop.

[–] int_not_found@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tbf having things that tourists are attracted to (& thus take photos with) in the middle of the street is really stupid from an city planning perspective.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I mean that was set up back in the 1940s, or possibly earlier, when there were far fewer people in Hollywood and you did not just travel for funsies.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago

They should do what the Koreans do and start punching shitty tourists in the face.

[–] CalemitousVariantK@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The wrong people have money everywhere.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only the shitty ones can afford to travel I guess

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's it.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Marty is the GOAT guitarist.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Marty is SUCH a class act! I last saw him the evening of a snowstorm, so not a huge turnout, but he and everyone in his band were incredible. His rhythm guitar player was sick so their tech stepped in to thunderous applause. Chargeeee absolutely brought down the house! Waka has such a good stage presence, and Marty himself does an amazing job of highlighting all performers he shares the stage with.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I find it unfortunate how easily social mores can change for the worse.

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