HeronHouseHamilton

joined 4 days ago

HELP!

I've been possessed by a demon. The only way to exorcise it is to have women show me their vaginas. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.

[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My middle school history teacher taught us about it back in the early 90s.

He was the type of person who didn't really give a shit about "approved" curriculum and just gave it to us straight.

If you think others should face the struggles you faced because you turned out fine..... you did not, in fact, turn out fine.

[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 days ago (8 children)

There's a restaurant in a small town in Michigan that I enjoy often. The town is home to five weed shops and not much else.

I drive there from Indiana, so I fully expect to be pulled over at some point.

Call his bluff. See if he's willing to follow through.

[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't even need to drive. I could just hang out in Tokyo for a year.

[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

As a Forza addict, I think I'll be just fine.

I want to kick 2026 right in the balls

[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Supreme Court is going to be very busy changing their minds as soon as a Dem is voted in as president.

[–] HeronHouseHamilton@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The White House just said they plan on revoking 200,000 legal visas.

How could there possibly be common ground?

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