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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I did not understand being interested in that Grote ass mother fucker

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 153 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This just in: dipshit streamer has dipshit fans.

In other news: water is wet.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This! Unfortunately I have a friend that is a fan of him. I just spoke to him on the phone on if he saw the extended trailer and he told me he is refusing to play the game. He may get it when it is on sale, but because Lucia is a playable female character, he will not be looking forward to playing it at all.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy shouldn't be your friend

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Very true. In all honesty I haven’t seen him in person for quite a few years now.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Funny, a playable female character is part of why I am looking forward to it.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When warzone was out, friends of mine asked me to play with them. I haven't played a call of duty game since modern warfare 2. We played with a guy that i didn't know, and he wasn't really someone i wanted to be friends with. He was pretty upset that i played a female character. I first thought that he was joking. Like: damn why do you have to the the woman, that's why we lose. Haha. Not funny, but you know, shittalk. His rage build up slowly, because i refused to switch character. At some point in tge middle if a game he disconnected and i never saw him again. My friend, who also doesn't know him that well apparently told me that he hates me and refused to play with me afterwards.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These people seem so made up to me, but I know they aren't. They get so worked up over the weirdest thing. And somehow it's the "wokes" who are snowflakes.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Every accusation a confession

Gaslight, Obstruct, Project.

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[–] kettuli@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Accidental ally.

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[–] leduvisc00l@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

WRONG

Water is not wet, water makes something wet

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Unless you have isolated a single water molecule, it is in contact with other water molecules and therefore wet.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Another line to take it is that if it cannot be made wet because it is wet by nature, water is the very concept of wet given form, so it is wet even if it’s what makes other things wet.

Same way that light is bright.

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[–] dxnny801@lemmy.zip 105 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They will all be playing GTA 6 on release day. None of them have the spine to stand by their convictions.

Edit: Even Assmold himself will be playing, but he will frame it like he's not really playing it. He just wants to show how woke it really is ;)

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm one of those rare types who hasn't touched CoD since Black Ops 1. The franchise has really gone downhill since then.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Ive never played CoD. I wqs a Battlefield fan instead. Haven't played a competitive FPS in many years though.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

The franchise <- that's the problem right there. Nothing can and should last forever

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. So unrealistic.

Nothing is funnier than this comment...

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to be buddies with a retired NYPD patrolman. One of the most funded and well-trained municipal police forces in the US. With regular range testing, they were expected to hit their targets 40% of the time.

I'll say that again: in a controlled environment, against unmoving targets, an NYPD officer can usually miss, and that's fine. Does anyone think they suddenly get more accurate once adrenalin is pumping and a teenager is running away from them?

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a buddy who went into the army in HS and it was around the time some doofuses suggested arming teachers with guns.

He already thought the idea was braindead stupid so we decided to look up cops as a comparison to civilians in terms of accuracy.

We couldn't find civilian data but the cops in our state had a whopping 21% accuracy of actually hitting their target (in real situations) with some areas as low as 11%.

He doubled down on disqualifying police as a real occupation after that lol.

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 5 points 1 week ago

Makes you wonder what those 60% are gonna hit, random bystanders? Victims? Their collegues?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

well trained officer of the law

well trained

officer of the law

It's like an exercise in finding the oxymoron

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How did that one motherfucker come to the conclusion that cops are highly skilled shooters with good accuracy?

[–] remon@ani.social 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He did say "well-trained", so obviously this doesn't apply to American cops.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Storm troopers famously have to fire 30 times before they hit one or two times.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Uvalde of course

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[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This kinda feels like trolling tbh, like, shooting cops in a GTA game isn't new

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 18 points 1 week ago

I feel like it's a bit of both. Kinda like flat earthers. Most were in on the joke, but some took it seriously. It is pretty funny to wanna hear n-words, but are afraid to even say the n-word.

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they force u to shoot cops?!?!?! WTH

They're in on it

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

They force us to commit crimes of vehicular nature! They practically make us to steal cars (not respecting private property, communism!)! What happened to this wholesome franchise called Grand Theft Auto, horror. It used to be about saying n-word, but now it's about disrespecting our boys in blue!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

crusty chuds

[–] anistorian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s almost like he cultivates a special kind of fan. Also did he get fat ?

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

Probably all of the swelling from tooth infections.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 week ago

"They force you to shoot cops"? Wth indeed.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know people hate his followers and him, but there is a piece to this people forget.

These people are real, and they are out there. He curates his audience to be echo chambers for these mindsets. We need to speak to our friends, family, and neighbors, about this stuff so that they can't just fester in these toxic environments. It's an uphill battle, but writing the people on the fringes of these groups off just causes them to spiral into their own circles and get more intense.

We don't want people following him because he isn't worth following. Care for people and show others that your community is welcoming to all and they'll lose their power. There are bigger problems we can unite against that we all want.

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

It's going to take a stronger person than me to fix all my white friends who watch his shit. At some point they just want to be different and feel right for it.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 17 points 1 week ago

Same gems who wonder why tf they can't find a gf.

[–] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Asmeinkampf*

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

Then they're shocked when people find them repulsive

[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I want to say most of these are clearly jokes

Tough to know for sure though

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Eh, if you say something long enough then you just become that. Hard to separate the two if there's just your personality.

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how a handler was assigned to him and she gave up after a week because he was too vile

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

AssmoldRust

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I watched the extended look. There was a very clearly enunciated "what the fuck" about 18 seconds into the video, so there's that. I guess that's not enough or something?

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Probably best to nix that word from your vocabulary - it’s derived from pre-genetics race theory and was one of the primary groupings along with “Caucasoid” and “Negroid”. It was basically exclusively used to refer to people who were considered “lesser than”, and that racism carried forward into it being used as a descriptor for people with Down syndrome.

It’s a slur. Full stop.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dude was a completely different person before his mom died

10 years ago I'd even going as far as saying he was a pretty good role model, crazy what he's like now

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