VelvetPinkOtter123

I got banned for making an account just to post in the World Cup threads but the sub wouldn't let me post because my account needed to be older and have a certain amount of karma

This "you can't post message" came with a note saying I could message a mod and then a link to click to do just that, so I did

I explained I wasn't a bot, I was a human, I'd prove it however they wanted, but I couldn't really wait days to post because the World Cup is happening now and in 3 or 4 days I'd miss like 12 games

They responded saying that I had zero karma and had not made any posts...

So I replied that yeah, this is exactly true because I don't like reddit I only signed up to post in the World Cup Match threads

I received a very nasty reply where they told me that reddit was super popular with millions of users and that it wasn't their problem I didn't like reddit and then my account got banned

I believe the World Cup is super popular and so it's not just a random sub ran by random people in the world... but a sub made by reddit and moderated by reddit employees. So I just told a reddit employee I hate their site and so they banned me

It's a pretty shit site

Wait, I need to buy stock in Champagne first

Yeah, because going outside and talking to people in real life is stupid

it's suppose to tell strangers about who you are

Like, if you like a band, you wear the shirt. Then when somebody else who likes the band sees you in that shirt they can be like, "Awesome, what's your favorite song"

But then a bunch of people decided it would be cool to wear those shirts even if they don't actually like the thing thats on them but others were like, "Awesome, what's your favorite song" but the idiot wearing the shirt couldn't answer the question and instead of just being like, "maybe I should pretend to be a fan of something I'm not" instead decided to push this bullshit narrative that it's wrong to talk about the shirt

So now people walk around advertising shit they don't like because the world is full of stupid people who make stupid rules that other people stupid people follow to prove how open-minded and non-judgemental they are

Fair, but I think when somebody says "wheel", they're talking about the things on cars or bikes or chairs or whatever that help it move

Counting gears and such just seems way to technical for a casual debate between friends at a bar

At least, for me. But every friends group is different

In other words, the average person is dumb and so they're entertained by dumb things

"You like money and sex? Me too! We should hang out"

People are getting way to technical about it

Human made doors vs human made wheels

Balls don't count as wheels

I would say you need an actual door so the doorway between your living room and hallway doesn't count. That's a doorway, not a door

The issue is, what counts as a wheel?

My car engine has some round shit that spins for belts on it, are those wheels? I would say, for fun, no. It has to be a wheel... used for moving the object around, gears and shit don't count

I still think wheels win because there are lots of toy cars in the world

Garfield is notorious for being lame to the point where there are no real jokes... Garfield comics are just Garfield saying the same thing everybody says

For instance, I googled "Garfield Comic" and the first one that showed up was Garfield walking up to a mirror, Looking in the mirror, walking away from the mirror, and the last panel had Garfield think, "when did the cat in that mirror get so old?"

There's nothing to that comic, It could have been one panel if you really wanted it to be and that "joke" is the same thing my Grandma said when we walked past a store with a reflective window

And that's all this PizzaCake comic is

Literally everybody was like, "if they're so proud why do they cover their face?" -- it's the political equivalant of, "If it didn't ring up it must be free"

This shit sucks

thats more creative than anything PizzaCake has ever written

Make fun of them all you want, but maybe don't go with the most obvious jokes of all time

This is the political version of, "it didn't ring up? It must be free"

PizzaCake is political Garfield

It's not clever, it's not funny, it's not edgy, it's not smart... it's the predictable safe, tired, thing and for some reason people eat it up

"HAHA, Mondays do suck!"

"Right, why cover your face if you're so proud?"

Genius level creativity here, definitely not the same tired joke everyone makes all of the time and have been making for years

If I sprayed them with a hose would it waterboard them?