all this over some guy who my parents probably don’t even know exists lmao
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If they watch Fox News they probably know of him, Fox News loves to talk about him
Nah they just watch the local nbc/abc/cbs affiliates, they’re very much average left-of-harris-right-of-warren suburban libs
Hasan if he was based
That is the fastest steamroller in the world.
How many revolutions per minute?
as many as it takes
Turbo-charged by the power of communism and dialectical materialism. Liberals cannot even reach a fraction of our power.
It's hard to tell from the picture, but he actually stopped time to drop it on them while shouting "Useless! Useless! Useless!"
It's so funny to me that they have billions and Hasan spends what? 10s of thousands if he goes to some event and has security or whatever? How can you eat so much shit and be so fucking worthless that you could be run over by him? And not just the Dumbocrats; he's winning against the constitution?
The video escapes me, but there was this wrestler that was complaining to the ref about his opponent's tricep grip being too tough and then everybody collectively laughing at him. You're a stupid little chudlet if you can't be more popular than the DSA. Your platform is as worthless as the bloodstained suit that pilots it. Skill issue. Try getting good. If El-Sayed beats you in Michigan it'll be fucking hilarious.
Just about any political message beats "we are going to do nothing go fuck yourself", it turns out.
Not to compare him to Trump, but that is functionally what he was doing too. Yes it was all lies and anyone with more than two braincells knew it, but he still promised something different.
I know. It's the equivalent of barking at cars rolling by. But it's such hypocrisy and it scratches me.
I wish
The current Hasan media hysteria is a psyop orchestrated by Hasan himself to specifically appeal to hexbear dot net
Who changed the slop image to a beautiful picture of him!?
I miss the 
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I wanna thank that person.
Is this supposed to be a drawing in favor or against Hasan?
Pretty sure against
It's genuinely hilarious how much wearing suits worked to shift his image, at first it was a meme to trick Fox News Grandmas, but it seems to have worked on all the Boomers and GenXers, liberals and conservatives
Americans are such pig ignorant lotus eaters, literal programmable humans 
Derek Guy has a whole thing about menswear and how the clothes you wear are a potent signal of your social standing, which in-groups you belong to, and what ideological tilt your opinions will tend to fall. If a communist wears the same clothes as a banker, it completely short-circuits how the public at large views them, because they're not wearing a Che shirt or fatigues or some other tired symbol that's been played to death by the MSM scaremongers. Suits are what stoic professionals wear! The communist is thereby granted the same baseline cultural respect that anyone in a suit gets.
My autistic brain can't understand why people are so petty and weird about stuff like this. Why is it so hard for people to mind their own business?
Fellow autistic here: clothes do indeed carry a lot of subtext about you, even if you don't intend for them to do so. We do not live in a value neutral world where clothes are purely utilitarian, and even utilitarian clothes (aprons, overalls, work gloves, etc) include connotations of social station (farming, service industry, manual labor -> common laborer, low social standing). Leather jackets carry a message of being physically tough. Tech CEOs all wear synthetic-fiber athleisure to show they're too busy/important to care how they dress, and now that style has become associated not with exercise but with wealth and disdain.
Knowing that dress has these constructs associated means you can alter how others perceive you. Being autistic isn't ever easy but being a well-dressed autistic person buys you some grace. Derek Guy is a lib but he's got a lot of very useful posts about the history of clothing items and where their social associations came from, helpful if you're a gestalt learner.
I thought it was dumb at first, and was like “it looks silly to be wearing a suit in your casual looking streamer room” but I was 100% wrong, it worked so much better than I could’ve expected
You have to take someone in a suit seriously
I don’t but apparently everyone over 40 does
love that a giant copy of the constitution is there too
If you look carefully it's actually some completely unrelated document and what we see are just the last two lines of it that happen to match the first two lines of the US constitution. Either that or the artist doesn't understand how scrolls work.
Copping Ben Garrison's style, I see.
With a little bit of Stan Kelly, as a treat 
he is so close to being ben garrisoned
Mom:
we have
at home:
Everything needs to be explicitly labeled because the target audience are dumb as bricks
maybe that dumb donkey in a suit shouldn't have tried to stop the working people from building that bike trail.
The bike path to the future is paved with liberal tears!
Piker threw a tantrum this week after the loss of Francesca Hong in Wisconsin, and lashed out by echoing her calls to abolish Thanksgiving.
this line stuck out to me. it's just so thoroughly removed from reality.
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