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[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 74 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's genuinely hilarious how much wearing suits worked to shift his image, at first it was a meme to trick Fox News Grandmas, but it seems to have worked on all the Boomers and GenXers, liberals and conservatives

Americans are such pig ignorant lotus eaters, literal programmable humans i-cant

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was dumb at first, and was like “it looks silly to be wearing a suit in your casual looking streamer room” but I was 100% wrong, it worked so much better than I could’ve expected

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You have to take someone in a suit seriously

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t but apparently everyone over 40 does

[–] fox@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Derek Guy has a whole thing about menswear and how the clothes you wear are a potent signal of your social standing, which in-groups you belong to, and what ideological tilt your opinions will tend to fall. If a communist wears the same clothes as a banker, it completely short-circuits how the public at large views them, because they're not wearing a Che shirt or fatigues or some other tired symbol that's been played to death by the MSM scaremongers. Suits are what stoic professionals wear! The communist is thereby granted the same baseline cultural respect that anyone in a suit gets.

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The current Hasan media hysteria is a psyop orchestrated by Hasan himself to specifically appeal to hexbear dot net

[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Who changed the slop image to a beautiful picture of him!?

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 21 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mom:

we have liberty-weeping at home

liberty-weeping at home:

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

maybe that dumb donkey in a suit shouldn't have tried to stop the working people from building that bike trail.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sicko-biker

The bike path to the future is paved with liberal tears!

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[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago

gayroller-2000

they made him smaller, with bigger eyebrows too

[–] RondoRevolution@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Hasan if he was based

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm confused, is the steamroller Hasan, DSA, or communism, and who is that guy with a normal-sized head?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Without the label, I assumed the driver was Mamdani, but then the label made me think it’s Hasan. Now you have me thinking the steamroller itself is Hasan soviet-hmm

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ben Garrison has destroyed people's political cartoon literacy by labeling literally everything.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

I remember having to analyze old political cartoons when I was in high school and they required a bit of thinking, and often had pretty obscure references only people at the time would’ve understood. The craft has been lost

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Piker threw a tantrum this week after the loss of Francesca Hong in Wisconsin, and lashed out by echoing her calls to abolish Thanksgiving.

this line stuck out to me. it's just so thoroughly removed from reality.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That twitch streamer is just a little boy who throws tantrums and doesn’t understand the sacrifices we all must make for perpetual genocide and the minting of a handful of additional billionaires.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Replace Thanksgiving with John Brown Week. 7 consecutive federally mandated holidays. Everyone wins (except the bourgeoisie, but fuck them)

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

After the revolution, we need to started doing Catholic saint days but for fallen comrades.

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That is the fastest steamroller in the world.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How many revolutions per minute?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

chad-trotsky as many as it takes

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Turbo-charged by the power of communism and dialectical materialism. Liberals cannot even reach a fraction of our power.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's hard to tell from the picture, but he actually stopped time to drop it on them while shouting "Useless! Useless! Useless!"

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's so funny to me that they have billions and Hasan spends what? 10s of thousands if he goes to some event and has security or whatever? How can you eat so much shit and be so fucking worthless that you could be run over by him? And not just the Dumbocrats; he's winning against the constitution?

The video escapes me, but there was this wrestler that was complaining to the ref about his opponent's tricep grip being too tough and then everybody collectively laughing at him. You're a stupid little chudlet if you can't be more popular than the DSA. Your platform is as worthless as the bloodstained suit that pilots it. Skill issue. Try getting good. If El-Sayed beats you in Michigan it'll be fucking hilarious.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just about any political message beats "we are going to do nothing go fuck yourself", it turns out.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Not to compare him to Trump, but that is functionally what he was doing too. Yes it was all lies and anyone with more than two braincells knew it, but he still promised something different.

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[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

all this over some guy who my parents probably don’t even know exists lmao

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If they watch Fox News they probably know of him, Fox News loves to talk about him

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[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago

I fucking WISH dawg

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

The speed lines on a steam roller are quite silly. The metaphor of being crushed very slowly was just too accurate I guess.

There's a slow moving threat. What do we do? Stay very still and just wait it out!

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago
[–] rufuscrispo@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

look at that, direct investment in infrastructure. o7

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

They dunno bout his smol head

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Copping Ben Garrison's style, I see.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

With a little bit of Stan Kelly, as a treat liberty-weeping

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

love that a giant copy of the constitution is there too

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you look carefully it's actually some completely unrelated document and what we see are just the last two lines of it that happen to match the first two lines of the US constitution. Either that or the artist doesn't understand how scrolls work.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to be a drawing in favor or against Hasan?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure against

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

God, I wish

[–] average@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

This rules.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Americans for Limited Government" are doing the thing where even though they already likely called everyone to their left a communist, now they actually mean it or what? liberty-weeping

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