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[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 11 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Yet 2 meters of water will stop neutrons. Water is pretty cool.

[–] Rato@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sure, but just because it's chock full of Hydrogen, which happens to be about the same mass as a neutron and thus takes up a lot of its energy per collision. Plastic, being a hydrocarbon, does the same thing.

That being said, water is pretty cool. You could use 2 inches of lead to stop 90% of gamma radiation, or 2 feet of water for the same effect. On top of that, metal is terrible at slowing neutrons (due to metal not being hydrogen), but that same 2 feet of water will slow down the neutrons by about 99.5%.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

It is because of the hydrogen, but it's not really to do with the mass, but rather because a "collision"/interaction is much more likely. For instance, ^58^Ni has the same likelihood to interact as hydrogen, while deuterium has only a fifth. ^135^Xe meanwhile has some millions of times the absorption power of hydrogen and it's quite a lot heavier. It's just not very practical as an absorber.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Hydrogen's cool man. It's just like, one little proton out there in the universe, with his Jiminy Cricket Electron buddy circling around all times, making sure he stays balanced. An unfathomable number of them, more than anything else. All exactly the same yet repelled by each other, like speed dating at comic-con.

[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

This is why you need to drink a lot of water

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 5 points 11 hours ago

or 4 morbid humans on each direction

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tell me more about how you're unstable, full of bugs and need to finish your development

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

And unfit for the pubic to interact with.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And they're so insanely positive all the time that they can rip the negativity out of you twice in such a way that it scrambles your DNA.

Never underestimate the toxic positivity of an alpha particle...

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And, from the "size really doesn't matter that much" faction, the neutrino just arrived...

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

They come and just keep going.

The Neutrinos? From Dimension X? They're so cool they're frozen!

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf you actually want 0 penetration. Its already a hole, you just want to insert yourself into said preexisting hole.

Making a new one is probably a bad idea

[–] markz@suppo.fi 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

Gives new meaning to Jimmy Neutron

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Oh, that's-"

The speaker was crushed as OPs sudden extreme gravity ripped the earth asunder

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I see you've met my cat

Gotta blast!

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

Sweet, Dr. Banner is on the Fediverse!

[–] frog@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What prevents Superman from being able to see through lead but not concrete?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 8 hours ago

Narrativium

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

Comic book authors

[–] bingrazer@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you're talking about the neutron it's because concrete has a lot of hydrogen. Alpha particles, beta particles, and light (gamma rays in this picture) interact with electrons, with the probability of being stopped increasing with electron density. Lead has a lot of electrons (its lower on the periodic table, called a "high z" element).

Neutrons, however, don't care about electrons and instead interact with the nucleus, with the probability of being stopped depending on the spin state of the nucleus and the neutron. This doesn't follow a specific pattern on the periodic table, but hydrogen has a big chance of interacting with the neutron while lead doesn't. Cadmium, boron, and I think lithium 7 also would stop neutrons easily (there are more of course but those are what I remember offhand).

[–] Klear@piefed.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah, that's not what they're talking about. Superman's vision is capable of penetrating concrete, but gets reliably stopped by lead. None of the particles here (or, I'm guessing, anywhere) have that property.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gamma rays kinda do, you need 10x more concrete to block them than lead: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-value_layer

[–] Klear@piefed.world 11 points 1 day ago

Phew, good to know. I was beginning to think Superman isn't real.

[–] bingrazer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Gammas might be able to penetrate a little bit of concrete, since concrete has lower electron density than lead

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what do neutrons care about though? how do we appeal to that demographic?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah! Well if i get inside your body 🥵 (IF) I can rip your DNA to shreds unlike any of those other beta or gamma particles 😤

Well, duh. Did you not notice the blonde constantly chasing him?

[–] ItsAlwaysDNS@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't Gamma-Rays impossible to stop even with lead? You can only weaken them.

[–] bingrazer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gamma rays are stopped by things with a lot of electrons, so a sufficiently thick block of lead will stop it

EDIT: higher energy light has more penetration power (so gammas are quire penetrating), but it's a finite value

The madder they get, the stronger they get.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

How much concrete do you actually need to stop a neutron with probability 1/2? Is 1 lightsecond enough?

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

Neutron Male don't interact with nuthin'.