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[CW reference to suicide] New Kelly - Men Overly Bored (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Rom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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https://theonion.com/men-overly-bored/

sicko-flipped yes-hahaha-yes-l amerikkka

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[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This needs to be an emoji

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crying fighter jet too

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

i like how kelly thinks tom cruise died

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crying F35 is so good

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Umm ackshually that is clearly meant to be an F16 Falcon with the single vertical stabilizer.

nerd

[–] no_pretext@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

And the single large intake under the nose

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Damn I really need to brush up on my cartoon fighter jets

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes I support the troops rat-salute

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

As I yell "do a flip!"

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Ooh, a surprise Friday Kelly, and it's a good one.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

isn't Popeye an anti-imperialist Bolivian?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

clearly i know even less about popeye lore than i thought

[–] no_pretext@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Without a label I am lost

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

alls i knows is he's a sailor man

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

sicko-pig my snout descends

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Lady Liberty overboard

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

me and the boys, judging

[–] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not big on this one. Not a fan of joking about suicide.

[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please add a content warning to the post title

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Done